Celebrity Masterchef

[Mollypolly2610]

Where’s the thread please

Perhaps he's given Greggg food poisoning.

No such luck 😑😔

Perhaps he's given Greggg food poisoning

A ball gag would be equally effective and smell less.

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

Perhaps he's given Greggg food poisoning

A ball gag would be equally effective and smell less.

That’s a mental image nobody needs! Not envy...

Sorry 😣

@jay55

I've had 2 Biggins encounters, once I sat behind him on a plane, he had a cuppa but said no to the sarnie and biscuit. And another time in the foyer at Chichester theatre, I was accidentally stood next to him and he was being very luvvie welcoming his theatre mates to the show.

I was sat near him; we were both in white towelling bathrobes. At a spa, in the restaurant having lunch

Daring main course from Janet. How is that not going to soak through the pastry ?

Biggins is clearly full up

I was thinking JSP is some sort of magician. If I’d have tried that there would have been a soggy bottom scenario.

What is she feeding? An elf?

There’s nowt on the plate 😢

Sheldon she did brilliantly with the venison puds

It’s all purée

Omg that pud looks as thick as

Is it me, or is this really dull?

Didnt she though dogsmother

Proper genius. I’m liking her menu best so far. I know damson fool isn’t tricky but I love it.

It is dull, Madcats

It is madcats. But my house is dull as

@Madcats

Is it me, or is this really dull?

The first round was fun, then it nosedived.

Yeah, don’t know why it’s not more interesting - have we been spoiled by our professionals this year?

Celery-ack

It’s just like a slice of ham

Ooh, I’d forgotten about John’s Celery-ack pronunciation

We have been spoiled by Monica and Marcus being interesting. And Santosh.
Too much Greggg and John is not the one.

Either the judges are being overly kind (not one single thing has been wrong here) or the celebs have upped their games hugely. There doesn't seem to be much element of competition.

His pud mmmmm