Masterchef the Professionals, #5: Onwards to the Grand Final. Tissues at the ready.

[GrouchyKiwi]

How many times will Santosh make us cry?

@GrouchyKiwi

Gregg is forever banned from using the word Slippery. Forever and ever amen.

And so say all of us

Hi Dogs! Glad you could make it.

Pebble . Wtf is Gregg doing here, shouting ??

Welcome Dogsmother

Have a cuppa and a biscuit

Bart's won it I think . . . but . . .

#stillteamsantosh

What if you don’t like parsnips?

What's with this 'sat on a bed of'??? SITTING, SITTING on a bed.

Harrumph.

If you got a plate of rocks like that with two miniscule fish pies.. I'd be sending that straight back asking for the rest of my dinner.

Awww look at his little face

Alex seems to be smashing it.

@NonyaBizniz

What if you don’t like parsnips?

My DH hates them. He has just said that dish would be a nightmare for him.

Alex is doing well. Those mini fish pies look lovely but probably didn't need the bed of pebbles.

not a buttery biscuit base though eh gregg

I've gone off Alex with all the pollen and powder

That parfait looks a bit soft

"Presented with a scent of passionfruit". Nope.

Honestly Gregg just needs to STFU.

Can they ban shitty foil stuff for next year please!

Bring me that dessert NOW.

Great food Alex.

@TheDogsMother

Pebble . Wtf is Gregg doing here, shouting ??

He's not shouting as much as we are.

Tosser!

How nerve-racking must it be having the other chefs watching your dish get tasted and criticised . . .

I'm worried for Santosh now. This is all very faine daining, and that's not his style.

prosecco sorbet - I could probably manage a bit of that

I'd smash that pudding

That's my perfect pudding. Plus a cocktail!

That dessert looks beautiful. But can we ban kit kat foil next year.