ooh ooh I am going to be on a Panel

[CappuScreamO]

for teletext

cos I rang up once and moaned about their new digibox menu

now I have to text them once a week with some numbers

and they send me some M & S vouchers and put me in a prize drawer

gosh I am so influential

I am not being had, right?

'prize drawer'

pedant's snort

will the numbers be random?

no they are Special Numbers

from a Special Page

just for Special Panellists

I get vouchers

... or will they just put you in a ........ drawer

Well done, Cap! One small step towards world domination

oh yes drawer sorry

I am ill though

very ill

excellent image of cappuscreamo stuffed in a chest of drawers with "a teasmade, cuddly toy, dinner set etc. "

oh stop it with the drawer

I am ill

I have been punished enough

We were on the BARB panel when I was a kid - until they realised that dad was a TV producer. Every time one of his programmes came on, he would merrily tell the box that there were 35 people watching (as opposed to the truth, which was that there were four people watching, three of them reluctantly). They took the box away.

Nope! I can't

Awww, what's the matter - is it the same as the long-running cold that is laying waste to NW Surrey?

surrey!

pah no to surrey cold

no I have no idea what is wrong with me

am waiting to See A Specialist

Ooooh dear, that sounds bad. I feel I should withdraw my pedant's snort.

How long will you have to wait, Cap?

till Oct 29

so you can see how exciting it is to have something else to think about

I do, I do.

I hope you don't mean October 2029 ...

Now, with regards to being had. They're going to send you some M & S vouchers and put you in the draw? They're not going to put you in the draw for M & S vouchers, are they?

vouchers and draw

thanks for my flowers