Doctors- Letherbridge is not yet in lockdown- but the patients are still absent!

[Raahh]

Everybody welcome- keep a safe distance, wash your hands at the door.

TIA

Is Ruhma looking after a random pregnant woman now?

We have a laundry fairy.

And a dishwasher fairy.

And a tidying up fairy.

They all look very similar....

We have a "fat git on the sofa" Oh that's me!

Fuzzy yes- she escaped her abusive partner (the bloke in the car at the start).

Zara knows.

Oh good a man with sexual problems. Just what we need on a Friday afternoon!

Fuzzy .

We are all morphing into or favourite spots on the sofa.

Oh, here comes the husband.

Was she bruised yesterday?

Oh nosey mother. VERY nosey mother.

MIL from hell too

Mother is a bit of a nightmare.

OTOH she's probably got a point about the porn.

I am morphing into the entire sofa.

LIZS I didn't notice her looking as bruised- just the mark around her eye. .

Why has Ruhma not called police?

No you can't trust him, pregnant Tanya.

That is such a bad fake bump. Going into labour 321....

I think the cushion looks in danger of falling out from under her shirt.

Bruises take a day or so to come out though.

Quick before the bump falls out of her tee shirt

Expletive

Baby born by 2.15.

Don't trust him on his own with her, ffs!

Great minds think alike Raahh

Oh good (irony) back to Sex Man.

Three coppers. All at once.

Karen- you're busted, by racist cop.

Mark's accent keeps changing