Emmerdale, rolling hills and country pub (it's not gangs of the dales)....no spoilers please

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Maybe now with fewer episodes and time on their hands the writing will improve with some decent story lines.

I know, right? less than a year since she shagged her step son!

Ok I thought Chas' cardigans were bad before but this one takes the biscuit.

We are one mind jane! It looks like a dressing gown!

Hit him Cain!! Fence post in the mouth

Is a fence post 2 metres long?

😂😂😂

Throw it at him. Socially distanced assault.

Cain needs a bow and arrow. Pity Frank is gone

Ahh poor frank. Still no justice for that!

Soooo... this is set before lockdown? After lockdown? In some parallel would where lockdown never happened, even though we saw six episodes specifically set in lockdown? Am I saying lockdown too often?

Why is everyone standing in a triangle? And why, no matter what Harriet does with her hair, does she look like a spoon with a mop frapped over it?

Harriet’s hair irritates the hell out of me. It permanently looks awful.

Tbh I really want Harriet, will, Dawn and Lucas to just go. I’ve never liked Harriet’s character.

with a mop frapped over it?

Frapped? Draped

I thought it might have improved over lockdown but sadly not. Malone is still there and Harriet and her dreary "family" too. I was willing Cain to take a pitchfork to Malone last night.

We've still got the ongoing saga that nobody cares about involving the Tates.

So, nothing has changed

Why are all these women madly in love with Jamie ?

Sorry but he’s a drippy, mummy’s boy with an earring 🤮.

Especially when you have hot as hell Cain in the village who is in desperate need of comforting. 😜. (Well i’ll Let Belle off obviously as she’s his sister 😂)

@Rafflesway

Why are all these women madly in love with Jamie ?

Sorry but he’s a drippy, mummy’s boy with an earring 🤮.

Especially when you have hot as hell Cain in the village who is in desperate need of comforting. 😜. (Well i’ll Let Belle off obviously as she’s his sister 😂)

Completely agree

PLUS Jamie is a complete fuckboy, the worst type that I’ll be earning my daughters away from (agonised, indecisive, tortured).

At least you can usually spot a massive player.

I knew I wasn’t the only poster with impeccable taste @AdultFishcakes 😂😂😂

agonised, indecisive, tortured
Having just watched Kim on CE abandoning baby Jamie alone in a hospital room while she went home to cry over her horse I'm not surprised how he turned out

Hopefully Wendy is being chatted up by someone who lives in Australia and will decide to move there.

Me too jane. Not holding my breath though.

Right who is in a heap on the roadside? I think either Moira or Cain. They were very clean boots whoever it was. Can’t have been farmer Moira.

Btw- how does Cain keep appearing out of nowhere with no car?

Why were they on the road in the dark with no high vis? Tut tut!

The continuity is hilarious. Aaron having to wear his hat because he now has no hair when he had hair in the pub

I'm hoping it was Malone that got hit but I don't think it will be, maybe it will be Andrea, out walking in the pitch dark distressed about leaving Milly, and if it is we'll have Jamie moping around for months about to tell someone but won't, then he'll eventually tell Kim and she'll make it all better for him by pinning it on someone else, probably Belle.

Totally agree about Harriet and her lot, they need to go.

I don’t think it’s in Jamie’s character to have driven off. He’s a vet. He’s calm in a crisis, used to blood and gore, animals in pain or dying, and he will know first aid. Plus they have a code of ethics. It just doesn’t fit that he would drive off.

Re Wendy's messages - can we hope that's she's hired some dodgy characters and is plotting to kidnap the bairn?

I don't think so Telling. I think it's going to be some misunderstanding that we'll be supposed to think is funny but we'll just be shouting fuck off Wendy at the telly instead.

Cuh.

Yep I agree JaneJeffer and the nonsense that Bob now thinks she on line flirting with Rodney is just stupid