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Telly addicts

Soap dispensers at the ready....just in case there's a patient for the docTors.

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FuzzyPuffling · 15/04/2020 13:50

New thread.

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Redshoeblueshoe · 04/05/2020 13:58

Raah you missed nothing.

FuzzyPuffling · 04/05/2020 13:59

I would hate a massage from Ruhma.

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Redshoeblueshoe · 04/05/2020 13:59

Absolutely Expletive.

Raahh · 04/05/2020 14:00

Don't say anything Zara...

Redshoeblueshoe · 04/05/2020 14:00

Passionate is the wrong word to use.

FuzzyPuffling · 04/05/2020 14:00

"Everything I doooooo, I do it for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Sings Ruhma

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Raahh · 04/05/2020 14:00

Oh dear.

Redshoeblueshoe · 04/05/2020 14:01

He's got weird eyes

FuzzyPuffling · 04/05/2020 14:01

Hey Ruhma, it's Tuscany Time for you.

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Raahh · 04/05/2020 14:01

Erm.... one mistake.

What about the illegal immigrant situation?

Pfft. They are going to draw thi out, and we will have to see Ruhma's 'sad' face.

FuzzyPuffling · 04/05/2020 14:02

The enquiry bloke looks like a long lost Milliband brother.

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ExpletiveDelighted · 04/05/2020 14:02

Risked life and limb, really?

Redshoeblueshoe · 04/05/2020 14:03

Fuzzy of course Grin

ExpletiveDelighted · 04/05/2020 14:03

Mauritius isn't going to happen

ExpletiveDelighted · 04/05/2020 14:04

Advocate looks like Julia

Redshoeblueshoe · 04/05/2020 14:04

And not forgetting handling stolen goods

Raahh · 04/05/2020 14:04

Smoking weed in a copper's house? Clever.

FuzzyPuffling · 04/05/2020 14:05

Naughty foster child.

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ExpletiveDelighted · 04/05/2020 14:05

High chance of racial bias

LIZS · 04/05/2020 14:06

Oops, "medicinal" purposes?!

Raahh · 04/05/2020 14:06

They really are shit foster carers.

Do they do any back ground checks on the kids they take in at all?

LIZS · 04/05/2020 14:06

Nice wintry garden at Gobby's

Redshoeblueshoe · 04/05/2020 14:07

Scott is horrible

Raahh · 04/05/2020 14:08

The warden is trying to be nice.

Redshoeblueshoe · 04/05/2020 14:08

Whoops not Scott

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