HELLS KITCHEN - oh swoooon at MPW and the Maitre'd

[BillyElliotsDad]

swoooon

oh come on

are you joking about the MD? looks like a serial killer in my mind.

oh he's yummy! I fancy the pants off him

he reminds me of thingy in Jaws

who, the shark?

yeah!

can't remember his name and can't be arse to Google - the main bloke

Well what about MPW then? In his old days especially - like in teh pic with the cig

Oh I think the maitre d' is faaaabulous. So much better than Gordons french chap.

And isnt' the lovely MPW a wonderful example of how you get more out of people if you are polite and encouraging of them?

Now if they would just do a series with Jean Cristophe Novelli I would be in ecstacy.

[beams at F]

you're SO right

(and, just for the record, Gordon's chap was Belgian!)

noooo the maitre d - major yuck. such a vacuous twtat. ANgus Deaton doesn't rate highly in my book but he was so right when he said he looked like a Thunderbirds puppet

Despite fighting it I have to join you in the MPW appreciation. Much hotter 15 years ago but still would!!

Whats a twtat?!

RBH - if mpw had met ME 15 years ago he'd have been swooning too....
But sadly since then I have had two babies, section overhang, wear big nicks when my post-partum piles play up... no, he'd run off screaming now. Sob.

Eurgh, MPW is so up his own arse.