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[PotterHead1985]

So I had a look and I couldn't find a thread for this series (apologies if there is one already and if someone could link me!) so I thought I'd start one.

Who is looking forward to the new series starting tonight at 8bells on BBC2??

Heh, the scores from the other chefs.

Ouch

You guys seem to b thirty seconds ahead of me somehow

It's annoying when that happens, Potter.

Very.

Joey's hay box man looks ready to cry

Children at the banquet.

• pigs bladder
• head sauce
• brains
• snails

Etc

God help them

Looking good for Steve. I'd say that dessert is his strong point.

She came through that door as if she'd shat her pants

Potter

Ooh. Greengages are my FAVOURITE. My bloody puppy ate all of them off my tiny tree last year and I was raging. Tree is a lot taller now so I might get some this year.

That was the first time they mentioned there would be kids there. Wonder if any of the chefs knew.

But @GrouchyKiwi GrouchyPuppy is a lot bigger this year

I have found my people!! DH is fed up of me complaining about all of the changes of this series.

Welcome @Bubbly.

Complain away. We dislike the changes here.

Ants for children to eat. Another hit idea.

Hah, Potter. I still think I'll be OK.

Fuck a duck. Ants.

Hi Bubbly! Yes, the changes are BAD.

Those children are gorgeous.

And whisky for children. Did they get a full brief?

I was gonna say that!!

Mushroom caramel

I thought Steve was wearing a dressing gown at first.

Hooray for cute children.

Why are they being so crazy this year? WHY WHY WHY.

£600 a kg for ANTS

Mushrooms, cheese, ants, do these men know it's dessert time.