Neighbours- fill me in!

[M0reGinPlease]

So I used to obsessively watch Neighbours, then I just got out of the habit when my DD stopped napping. Last time I watched it was the whole Hamish murder / Tyler going to prison drama, so a couple of years ago.

I have randomly decided to start re-watching and caught half an episode today. I have questions.

Is that Plain Jane Superbrain?

What's Mark Brennan been up to?

When / how / why did Paige come back and where is her baby? Where is the priest? (Jack?)

Denise Van Outen and Gary. I mean, WTAF?

Where's Sonya?

Oh my god I don’t even know where to start! Are you watching the late night episodes this week too? You’ve picked a great time to get back into it. There’s a long running thread on here, I’ll try to find it

I was watching a recorded programme a couple of nights ago and when it ended and flicked back to normal telly there was a sex scene with Finn and Elly / another girl changing heads?! I mean good lord what is going onnnnn?!

The other girl is Elly’s sister who he then pushed down an old mine shaft!

I haven't watched Neighbours since the 90s, but I randomly saw a snippet today.

Denise Van Outen was in it. Her acting was shocking.

@SunshineOutdoors 🤯

There are two other Neighbours threads, one with spoilers and one without!

What's the island???