I don't know who half the slebs are... apart from Anneka Rice, that girl off Emmerdale, Barry McGuian and Jim Davidson.
My ex-french teacher owned the Box Tree in Ilkely when MPW was there. Madam Avis she is called. Famous at school for driving classic mercedes with white wall tyres.
MPW could do with standing a bit closer to the razor of a morning. He is not as entertaining and shouty and Gordon, but seems altogether more sinister.