Love Island 7- bye Nasty Nas!

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Is it too early?!

"I'm so glad you picked me" should be "I know you had to pick me because I'm single".

queen . D H wondering why I'm staring at his groin and demand he speaks...

@QueenOfOversharing How long ago / how old was it? My older ones (that I bought at the same time) must be at least 5 years old and it’s going ok to be fair. I just wanted a cordless one. But I’ll be making sure I register my guarantee etc!

@Bluntness100 honestly, I'm weighing up every blokes nads when I meet them. I love a big, low-slung pair 🤤🤤🤤🤤

@itswinetime He said he's been a recruitment consultant for a year....

I’m now thinking Jamie won’t actually want Shaughna or Demi. He’ll go in and go after Molly or Natalia

@ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs he'll be feeling lucky later when you have a wee juggle 🤫

Cant say ive noticed that correlation Queen, however size of feet (or nose) defo has a link to todger size..
If he has size 9 feet and a small nose, forget it its swinging a pencil in Oxford street time!..

@BunnytheElephant it must be about 6/7 years at least I think. Both same model - huge bang & motor had burnt out.

I haven't seen any other mens' bollocks in 16+ years. Can't say I measured them back in the day. Dh does have a deep voice though.

I don’t think Jaime will want Shaughna or Demi unless he is playing a game hoping for similar to Amber and Greg last year.

@Jellykat 😂😂😂 big hands & big knobs definitely - can you imagine if a bloke had huge hands & grabbed his tiny winkle! 😬😬

Is sieaneese wearing those daft jeans Natalia was wearing?

queen
But when you say " low slung " I can't help thinking of pensioners!!

@NeverTalksToStrangers weigh them & measure for me please! 😂

@Jellykat DJ has size 8 feet but a biggins nose... what does that mean?

He said Natalia..

I don't think he will go for Shaughna for any reason other than playing a game and she's less annoying than Demi. He could go for Natalia but I want her gone so I hope not.

Biggish not biggins

Ha creepy Mike, you still didn't make it go bang

Is anyone else finding this convo about Dyson vacuums and men's genitalia occasionally confusing ?

Priscilla really suits her hair like that.

@ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs

Size 8 and 'biggish' nose probs means average Never

@ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs

Nope the bigger the dyson the deeper the voice