Love Island 7- bye Nasty Nas!

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Is it too early?!

Who's ever counted ffs

@QueenOfOversharing ok so they have a circumference of 1.5 elephants and 1.8 elephants respectively. And a combined weight of 2.3 elephants.

Is that good?

@NeverTalksToStrangers I love you the most! 😂😂😂

Who's ever counted ffs

Challenge accepted

@QueenOfOversharing don’t forget the elephants when you’re counting!

@QueenOfOversharing thanks.

Elephants, dysons and orgasms! This thread has taken a strange and dark turn

I think it’s good that this has become a well rounded thread 😁

Why is it that everyone seems to eat with their mouth open/talk with food in their mouths?! And all the sloppy kisses! Jess’ and Cheds at the start made me want to vom 🤢

Hmm the 20 second orgasm...how did they come up with this figure. Who counted, did they survey people Family Fortunes style.

If its that good are you really gonna set a timer...we need some sort of adjudicator. I can believe 20 seconds is possible but must have been a man that came up.with that figure.

Googled the headline, it was on heart from website and it was based on 3 people on Twitter that thought Mike smirked at the recoupling.

DD and I have decided that Luke M and Luke T are our favourite couple, closely followed by Sianese and Luke T. Loved it when Sianese was disgusted at Demi for giving Luke M mixed signals. I wonder who the new guy will end up going for?

I am feeling so fucking sorry for Luke M, I think his self esteem is taking such a battering in there and when he's talking about being dumped again he genuinely looks like he's gonna cry. I feel like crying every time I see his sad eyes. It's actually getting to me now.

To be fair though I am hormonal so would cry at the drop of a hat today.

Did anyone else notice Callum's face suddenly look a bit deep in thought when they were takin it to Jamie and he joked about molly...it went from laughter to "oh fuck"

anothernamejeeves - I don't think you can say that Demi is on the same intellectual level as Callum. She does have a degree in Archaelogy

The thing with Luke beiber is I don't actually think it's him They then aren't liking,,.hes just been unfortunate Jess clearly had a type and it wasn't white and beiber looking, Natalia wanted Callum so he barked up the wrong tree there, and Demi was really the only option left in the eggs and that was a bit forced. He hadn't really had much of a pick since he came in.

Fucking eggs I meant end

Not sure Demi has done anything wrong. The whole Love Island thing is that it's unfair to completely close off newbies, and you should at least give them the time of day (unless you are in an established couple like Luke and Siannise of course). Luke and Demi have been chatting for 24 hours!

I think re Liam M, a lot of the time when you’re young you find “nice” a bit boring and want a bit of a bad boy. As you get older you realise “nice” is a massively undervalued commodity and should be treasured as its hard to come by

*Luke M!

@MynameisJune I thought it was Mississippis. Or are elephants more involved than I realised? 😳

@NeverTalksToStrangers be afraid... be very afraid. evil laugh

I really want to like Demi but I cringe whenever she starts a conversation with a bloke. It comes across to me like an impersonation of Pam in Gavin and Stacy. I think if she toned it down just a little bit.

I want this new guy to like Shaugna but fear she will start to sabotage immediately.

I love Siannise so much, she's always spot on.

Siannise Has really grown on me, I wasn’t too fussed in the first couple of episodes but love her now.