Love island 5- the one with casa amor

[anothernamejeeves]

Shaughna- please 🙄

I don’t buy Demi and Naz. She wanted to stay in and picked the easiest option. She basically had to beg him for a kiss I don’t think he fancied her at all.

I think the producers are starting to allow us to see a funnier kinder side of Rebecca. I didn’t realise it was actually so fixed

Last night's challenge was so grim that I had to fast forward it. The new boys are a real ropey bunch especially compared with the new girls. Callum does seem very animated all of a sudden!

I’m not convinced that Molly will go for Callum. I don’t see her having a chance of winning with him as Shaughna is pretty popular and people will see her as hard done by. He will also be really shit at trying to get his point across as to why he’s recoupled and will look bad.

Also on a shallow point, Callum looked pretty good in the original line up but after Fin and Bieber walked in and Callum showed off his lack of personality he started to look pretty average. Surely a single bieber who has just come off a good couple of days is a better shot to the final?

Yes I was thinking that, there is no physical affection between Shauna and Callum. You see fin and Paige, Sian and Luke snogging in bed, but you never see anything like that between Shauna and Callum. Even when suggested for the hideaway he immediately suggested fin and Paige. I think he likes her but as mates.

It's what he said, he was sticking for an easy life. He's one of those guys.

I think that's why Shauna knows, she knows there no flirting or physical intimacy, and when she's not there to stop it, he will be off.

Shauna seems to be the only one this year who has the overly done lip filler. The others are looking more natural. Lots of make up and fake lashes but not obviously altered features.

The overly done lips affects speech and also just affects how the mouth moves during speech and is not attractive. I honestly don't think many men go for this look. I suppose those who have it never really look at themselves talking so don't notice it.

It's all down to who shares a bed really, even if nothing happens it shows a lack of respect for the other side of the partnership. I only want bed sharing if it's proper gossip worthy!

About Leanne sticking with the hard done by line on last night's after sun; I'm not particularly enamoured by Mike but surely he couldn't do right for doing wrong with her? As in, if he had picked her at the recoupling it would have been more of the 'I cant stand it! He is so obsessed with me!' type moaning?

I'm so irritated by how the islanders have invented a verb to cheers. I wish someone would just introduce them to toast.

If molly gets with Callum they'll get booted off. Callum only made it this far because of shaughna really, he doesn't say much and he's average looking

Callum is completely and utterly brain dead. Like 0 IQ. He hasn’t managed to string a coherent sentence together since he’s been in there. He’s okay looking but nothing super special and he has 0 charisma. Why has every girl that’s gone in there wanted to couple up with him?! I’m genuinely baffled.

All the new boys are rank and all the girls know it, including Rebecca who is trying to gee up some enthusiasm but even that seems forced.

The boys definitely got the better deal in terms of the newbies!

Do you think that they deliberately chose a bunch of ropey looking men to reduce the chances of the women straying?
Callum is as thick as pig’s shit. I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would fancy him.
I don’t get the fuss about Molly tbh.
I need to see Ched’s birth certificate, I am not convinced that he’s in his early twenties.

Oh and Rebecca claiming her orize last night like she thinks she gets first dibs 😆

I think Molly looks like a cross between Cameron Diaz and Abbey Clancy. That said she’s not as pretty close up as I thought she’d be. There was something not quite right. Not sure if it’s the eyebrows or just the fact that her foundation didn’t match her skin-tone.

I actually thought that Callum & Molly’s chat was super awkward and stilted. Callum really has nothing to say for himself does he? I think that’s one thing that can be said for Callum & Shaughna, they are very at ease with each other.

I think Natalia is stunning!

Tbf I think Rebecca had a point, Jess is already “with” mike now and likes 3 of the new guys, Rebecca only liked one so I think it’s only fair that she gets “first dibs” lol

I'm glad I'm not the one who found those boys disappointing. Seems like they've scraped the bottom of the barrel there.

Shaughna is prettier than Molly but it's the novelty factor plus bonding over a shared hometown that's got Callum all excited. Not that he had anything to say during their chat. Tumbleweed....

I felt sorry for the girl Naz was talking to, he was kind of laughing at her and the more he did it, the harder she was grafting. It kind of put me off him a bit?

Callum looks like the love child of Craig Charles and Ryan Thomas! And he’s as dull as dish water! But the new boys are poor all round while the new girls are all stunning!

I think Shaughna is really pretty.

I think she's going to have her heart broken for sure.

So first look is the obligatory tallest boy shortest boy thing which is always clearly set up to put certain people in the ring... Big boy ched likes jess it seems!

I wonder if the editing is making it look like Callum will stray, when potentially he might not. I can't call it. I get he wants to, the question is will he.

Molly looks younger, maybe prettier, depending on your view, and is slimmer than Shauna . For someone shallow Callum that might be important. The mans never had a relationship and slept with over seventy women, so it would seem that sexual gratification is where he is at.

And he ain't going near Shauna in that way, let's be honest. He seems unable to keep it in his pants but manages just fine round Shauna.

I honestly couldn't predict what he will do as I think if there were no tv cameras, he'd have been in with molly immediately. The cameras may change things, he will know he stands a better chance of winning with Shauna.

I also hate to say it but in real life molly wouldn't have given him a second look, he'd have stood no chance, but I suspect Shauna would have. I'm not sure he'd have went near Shauna though, I think he likes the younger, slimmer, overtly sexy thing. He's not really looking for s woman with a bit of personality who can stand her ground.

Looks like Callum is going to fuck it up with both girls. He has made it clear he likes molly and isn't in to Shaughna but he isn't brave enough that's actually go for it so Molly is happy either. I think she will be putting feelers out with Luke m and anyone else that might be a safer bet!

Even if he doesn't come back with molly. But someone else does, I think Shauna will clock he fancies her, so there would be drama.

I honestly don't think Callum is as thick as everything thinks. He clearly got the measure of mike, understood the issue with Sophie, closed of Rebecca for an easy life, etc. He's not good with words, but I think it's underestimating him to assume that makes him thick. I don't think it does.

I strongly suspect he is fully aware that his best chance of winning is with Shauna and how it will be perceived if he jumps ship, or jumps too quickly and is fighting his instinct to br all over molly.

Yes he has gone to far to save it with Shaughna even if molly comes back with someone else the other boys or girls that do make it back will tell her what was going on that ship has sailed. He might as well go full on for Molly but I agree he is trying to look good and is going to end up with neither girl and looking like a arse still.

Worth bearing in mind that Callum won't know how popular Shaughna is with the public. Who's going to tell him if they want to be the ones winning £50K instead of C&S?

I think molly looks a bit like Rita Ora