Will Finn go bad? Will he and Elly get it on? Will Robert get Paul? Will Harlow get a make over and snog Hendrix? Did Karl put that sex toy back in the box... Neighbours...

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No spoilers, by order of Lou and Harold

I was more interested in Gary's pigeon being ill than anything else yesterday

We're definitely back in the Cannot Be Arsed zone. Let's see what today's offering brings.

None of these plots really make sense. Why are Finn and Bea so stupid? Why did Harlow do what she did to Hendrix because he messed with her and know what was going on between him and Chloe? Why did Shane go back round and get aggy at Gary when he said he’d already done the wrong thing? Why was Roxy so smiley? Why did Karl take the lightbulb out again? And surely 3D printed guns are way more expensive to produce than getting real guns? Did I miss anything?

Although I think gun boy is Terese’s real life son so that’s nice

Who’s having what?

Is there a spoiler thread on the go at the moment? If so, can someone link it for me?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/3585076-Erinsborough-spoilers-Snog-Marry-Avoid-is-there-anyone-left-for-Mark-Are-Finn-and-Dee-for-real-Can-we-finally-have-some-decent-newbies?msgid=93840196#93840196

Big Breaky and a snog from Shane for me

Oh gawd ET Jane is back.

Thanks I was trying to remember who she reminded me of.

So simpering and sickly

Where is baby Pasta today?

Silly Jane, presume she has been scammed. They could have refunded her unopened champers though!

Shane said a naughty word!

not envy at Dipi & Gaz in the hot tub together! At least it was just a spur of the moment thing & entirely about Shane, not that she actually wanted any limber ladybird action. I'm guessing he's going to kiss her back & she'll freak out & go running back to Shane. I'm about 50/50 whether Shane will go straight round to punch Gary, or if he'll be too distracted having Dipi home. To be fair though, Roxy kissed Shane & he stopped it, Dipi chose to kiss Gary which means she's technically the one in the wrong... Although they are sort of separated... Really hope this doesn't turn into a "we were on a break"!

I think I heard that naughty word a few weeks ago on Neighbours! Maybe it's not regarded as such in Australia.

I missed the word, what was it?
I did hear him say "rip him a new one", which shocked me.

He said “bugger off” to Karl
Is that the naughty word?

Yes, it wouldn't be allowed on a soap like Coronation Street, they say "Beggar it" and "Beggar off " instead, which always sounds a bit silly!

Dipi's had her comeuppance there. Always quick to judge everyone else and there she was kissing Gary in the hot tub where what's-his-face was found floating!

Err... Why's Elly hanging out at a school she's been sacked from to discuss a man who tried to kill staff & students? Did she think he'd have gone there?! Remind me why she was sacked again? Something to do with inappropriate behaviour? Surely not...!

Elly's dress today...not something your average breast feeding mum would be wearing!

Love the way there is no interview process for the humanities post at EH.

Wouldn't Susan lock the office. Where are the admin staff

Aren't schools meant to have staff wearing ID badges? How come people can just wander in and not have visitor badges? Lack of interview for Jane was ridiculous. I'd be worried about my child at a school with so little security!

And no clearance certificates

Who is looking after Pasta, again????

And I'm assuming in a white low cut dress you can't wear a bra with, she somehow doesn't have leaky boobs?

Whenever Finn wants to convey emotion, he always looks like he’s auditioning for a 90s Westlife video