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Will Finn go bad? Will he and Elly get it on? Will Robert get Paul? Will Harlow get a make over and snog Hendrix? Did Karl put that sex toy back in the box... Neighbours...

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SleepingStandingUp · 23/01/2020 19:10

No spoilers, by order of Lou and Harold

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woodhill · 20/06/2020 19:00

Paul probably is HR in the hotel😀

SunshineOutdoors · 22/06/2020 14:33

Wtf with the threesome? New territory for Neighbours....

SunshineOutdoors · 22/06/2020 19:25

Oops, seen you’ve discussed it already. But seriously, ok I’ll meet you in an hour? Shouldn’t there be more time to discuss boundaries, do we want to do this etc.? No experience, just imagining.

MiddleClassProblem · 22/06/2020 19:44

Watch out @SunshineOutdoors or @SleepingStandingUp will write you a graphic version 😂

Samcro · 22/06/2020 19:51

Is anyone else finding Chloe super annoying at the moment.

Budapestpest · 22/06/2020 20:28

Yes it was ridiculous sunshine. Naomi was just desperate to get her hands on pierce and it showed. She didn’t give the married couple any time to talk about it at all, really selfish

woodhill · 22/06/2020 20:32

Thank goodness it only happened once. Very strange and Naomi so pushy.

Good to see Clive back, where was he though when Sheila was greaving.

Heather walks like Pinocchio and Andrea like calamity Jane

ShadowMane · 23/06/2020 09:44

fucking hell, thruple, threesome??? Wt actual fuck neighbours?!?!?!

I'm no prude, but this just made me uncomfortable

woodhill · 23/06/2020 12:43

Sp - grieving

SleepingStandingUp · 23/06/2020 13:08

@MiddleClassProblem

Watch out *@SunshineOutdoors or @SleepingStandingUp* will write you a graphic version 😂
I'd like to think my literacy threesome would be sexoer than

Do you want a threesome?
Erm maybe...
Right, I'm off to get clean knickers on!!

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MiddleClassProblem · 23/06/2020 20:12

That’s exactly my point and I’m sure it will involve Paulie and the ghost of ladybirds past turning up (shudder)

SleepingStandingUp · 23/06/2020 22:06

Oh God a threesome with Therese, Paul and Gary. The egos would def be the biggest things in the room.

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TomBradysLeftKneecap · 24/06/2020 18:15

Who knew it was so easy to go see people in prison, hey? They all just pop in at the drop of a hat.

MiddleClassProblem · 24/06/2020 18:59

Especially where inmates are in there for murder...

MiddleClassProblem · 24/06/2020 19:40

Do you think Paul is her dad? 🤣

Clawdy · 24/06/2020 22:15

Can't work out what Heather's plan is? That smirk as Karl walked away......

SleepingStandingUp · 24/06/2020 22:20

Oh I missed the smirk, I thought she was legit

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MiddleClassProblem · 25/06/2020 06:53

Maybe Karl is the dad. Or dies he have a brother?

RedScarf · 25/06/2020 07:16

I can't under clamity Jane now! Grin

RedScarf · 25/06/2020 07:18

Crap it's too early..I can't unsee Calamity Jane, I've just caught up and it's spot on!

SleepingStandingUp · 25/06/2020 12:26

@MiddleClassProblem

Maybe Karl is the dad. Or dies he have a brother?
Doesn't Karl have quite a variety of siblings from his wayward father? Hence the random sister, jemima

Omg imagine if Karl takes his Dad and the other guy does too and Karl has to act both parts and then Dees Dad is a no good criminal who kidnaps Karl and replaced him but has no real idea what he's like, can't practise medicine etc but because no one suspects body double they think he's ill. The only person who doesn't care is Susan because new Karl knows his way around a blue box and has some new tricks in the bedroom to keep her onside.

The young folk will go on a sleep out and find Karl, now disheveled and overgrown and he'll make them take him back but no one will believe him because the other guy would have swapped all their id. They'll think Karl is crazy and take him away and imposter Karl will be Karl forever more

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MiddleClassProblem · 25/06/2020 14:06

Real Karl would proofed himself with shared memories of casserole and Dahl.

In my head his bad brother is wearing a leather jacket but less Negan and more like the guy in the village people...

SleepingStandingUp · 25/06/2020 14:12

he didn't get dunno in a Shaun she'd, realKK is starved and dehydrated and delirious. She's asks who Dahl is and he says his first wife and best kisser

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SleepingStandingUp · 25/06/2020 14:14

he didn't get dumped in a Shaun shed*, realKK is starved and dehydrated and delirious. She's asks who Dahl is and he says his first wife and best kisser he's ever met. Meanwhile LEATHERJACKETKK has a crush on Shiela

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SleepingStandingUp · 25/06/2020 14:14

Dear neighbours, you can have my RKK vs LJKK idea for free

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