Will Finn go bad? Will he and Elly get it on? Will Robert get Paul? Will Harlow get a make over and snog Hendrix? Did Karl put that sex toy back in the box... Neighbours...

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No spoilers, by order of Lou and Harold

And I really don't think Mackenzie would have considered sharing her flat with a man, especially one she knew nothing about. He could turn out to be a villain! Oh, hang on......

Especially as she has had issues with acceptance for guys in the past. It makes no sense. Just like Susan’s speech where she blamed herself but then said anyone blaming her was being bitter.

Susan is edging towards the well at the moment for me...

I've missed why mackenzie is alone in a house with no electricity. I didnt care enough to rewind it, but wish I had now. Could anyone explain?

Her aunt has a job in Fremantle and was going to take M but said she could stay if with Rebecchis. M didn’t want to ask them as it was right after the island and they were stressed so she and Roxy came up with a plan that she would stay in her flat alone but aunt thinks she’s with Paul and Terese as Roxy vouched for them.
Aunt turned lecy off to save money on empty apt so M had to get a room mate to pay bills as aunt hadn’t left much money because she should be on another house.

Not sure why they didn’t ask Terese or even the Rebecchis as the latter have said repeatedly that if there’s anything she needs she can ask...

Don't you just love a nonsensical storyline which fails to disguise its real purpose - to shoehorn a former side character onto the regulars list!

Did anyone see Skye with a very thick line of makeup on her neck when wearing her "work clothes" in the bar? It looked very strange. I've noticed any makeup fails like that before on Neighbours.

There's a return to 5 days a week from Monday 11th May 😀

www.digitalspy.com/soaps/neighbours/a32314964/neighbours-home-and-away-five-episodes-channel-5/

i can't wait for Ellie to go. she is dreadful.

Thanks @MiddleClassProblem

Neighbours really don’t understand how the police work. And was that really Mackenzie’s flat in a state?

Also concerned Sheila is days from giving her vag a breadcrumb coating...

Middle, that's her reincarnated son, don't be weird 😜

So it's unlikely they're gonna cover Corona but what would happen if they did?

Karl would be worried about exposing Susan and Pasta so would have to move out, I reckon to live with David and Aaron.

Paul would realise he HAS to shut his precious hotel, meaning Finns Mom needs to move out. I reckon in with Sheila.

Roxy would moan to Kyle about being shut up with Therese and Paul and he'd suggest she moves into his, which would firmly cement their relationship and result in a Lockdown Boredom Baby in 9 months.

Bea would pen lots of songs about lockdown.

Dipi would have to home school Nelly as Toadie would just work from home, as usual.

Aaron would get a cough which would make David and Karl agonise over who was responsible, but it would just be a cough. But how did Paul catch it?? Turns out Harlow has been popping out to see Hendrix who lives with Mark who's still doing Police business... Has she inadvertently killed her Grandad?

Neighbours = incest

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Play Corona scripts with me Middle!

How many days behind are we after all the dicking about?

Not sure, difficult to work out. Anyone else turn the sound down when Bea starts shrieking the Neighbours theme?

Bea will get it.....that way it can be all about her.

She's love that. She could write a song.
One I had corona,
I was petrified,
kept thinking I would go to hospital with David by my side
Then I realised it wasn't a cough
I just swallowed my tea wrong
But I still need lots of sympathy

What has toadie done to his face? He seems to have a massive cut down it?
And yes - I fast forward the credits now. Can't stand Bea.

I assumed Toadie’s cut was from Finn on the island? Feels like ages ago to us as the episodes are so spread out but I guess it’s not

Didn't Toadie get injuries to his face from the "Finn on the island " storyline?

Sorry, cross- post!

Ah OK. Yes, I think with the episodes being so spaced out, I'd kind of forgotten about the island already!

I'm a few EPs behind but, seriously, Mannix couldn't escape from Hendrix? Could've at least had Pierce there too to be vaguely plausible. (Like that bothers Neighbours writers)

Mark just hanging around is weird too. Will he get another big goodbye?