Dracula

[Dipsydoodle]

Anyone tuning in tonight? I'm quite excited!

Quite a young grandad. I've just seen that he's technically a step-grandad. Maybe his partner is older than him and/or had her children very young and they had THEIR children very young?

If you look at pics of him when he was younger, even just a few years back, he has definitely improved with age. Matured like an extremely fine wine. Definitely a red wine.

What do you reckon he smells like? I’m thinking something very sexy but a bit unusual, like Comme des Garçons Incense d’Avignon.

Sorry, but in that last photo he looks very Morissey-ie

Owlish God, yes, he was reminding me of someone but I couldn't put my finger on it. That's it!

I knew there was a good reason I couldn't fancy him.

I’m sitting in a silent library luckily in a carell, just musing on my 5 min break as to exactly what kind of lover he would be.

You wouldn't want him being too gentle in bed though surely? I speculate he'd be a masterful but considerate lover.

@peaceanddove masterful but considerate lover yes! I think he could be a bit of an animal once he got going but I’d be fine with that

I’m wondering how we can get him booked for a CBeebies bedtime story...

He could probably be a very bad, bad boy in bed

@Celebritydave his teeth yes! What is it about them? Defo not perfect teeth, maybe a bit vampiric.

Off to start change dot org petition to get Bang on the Beebies bedtime. You can stick your Tom Hardy and George Ezra...

And yes, he had a lovely voice. That bit in Dracula where he says ‘and laaaadies....I will take my time’ to the nuns. And ‘I’m going to make you last’ to Sister Agatha.

Investing way too much thought on Claes Bang today

I bet he'd do oral for ages!!!

It's particularly pleasing, I think, to see a man with proper body hair, instead of the plucked and polished bodies we usually see.

Hadn't realised just how ubiquitous the Waxed Male has become until Mr Bang arrived on our screens in all his pelty glory.

Yuck, can't bear smoothly hairless men. DH has a pleasing about of body hair thank God.

CelebrityDave poor wee soul’s been objectified to high heaven, I bet he’d be devastated. I love how all pretensions to discussing the narrative of Dracula have been well and truly booted

Aye, he’s got a superb amount of body hair. That’s exactly my kind of man, proper dark and hairy, so thankfully my DH ticks those boxes. I cannot go a smooth man at all. That bit where he was all matted with the bloody wolf gunk.... oof.

That bit where he was all matted with the bloody wolf gunk.

^This!!! I am of the masterful and considerate school of thought. I also envisage lots of innuendo and tacit touching whilst at ‘proper’ gatherings to build the momentum.

Waaay too much thought.

Hi all. I've watched about 30 minutes, so far, and not found it too scary. Ds13 is desperate to watch....Does it get worse? He has quite a high scare threshold. Tia

My 13 and 12 year old watched it.

Great! Thanks