Love Island Winter Edition

[isitjustmine]

Not sure if there is already a thread for the new series! Not long to go now

Who's watching?

Can't unsee the Vanessa likeness now!

My DD has named the white nails Tippex Talons.

The twins are not attractive in the slightest. I'm actually so surprised by the boys reactions to them. They have the weirdest play doh faces.

Mike is a pig.

Sophie is unable to finish a word. I can barely understand her. And she laughs constantly. I hate that! Its very annoying.

Nas seems nice. Will reserve judgement on Callum until I watch tonight and see his reaction to being chosen.

Paige seems quite funny. I hope the public give her a chance.

Ollie, dare I say it, is actually coming across ok. If I hadn't seen the hunter pic I'd maybe like him.

Shauna (I can't remember her spelling) seems nice. I hope Callum picks her.

Leanne does seem aloof. I don't understand why people with that personality type would go on the show. They never do well. Need to be more open with feelings on LI. It was nice to watch Mike 'break down her walls' though. Sadly I fear he will stick with the twin.

The others haven't made much of an impact yet.

There's a LOT of contouring going on. Bad contouring.

One if the girls was shown striping an orange crayon over her right eyebrow?? I don't even understand that. And Leanne had reverse panda eyes.

The fake eyelashes are bothering me. Not there being fake eyelashes themselves - Lord knows I like a set on occasion - but the plasticky huge stiff ones they're choosing really bother me. Not just the twins by any means, the two girls who got their blokes nicked (Leanne and that other one who's name I don't know) also seemed to be using the exact same pair. Is it a sponsor thing? They're given a choice of like two eyelashes, both like black rubber brooms?

And Leanne was seen getting ready in one of those skullcaps you have with wigs, and I actually gasped because does that mean that LI dunked an expensive wig in a cup of tea???!!!

I'd have flat out refused, tbh.

I was really worried about Leanne’s hair too. If there was real milk in that tea any fake hair (and let’s face it, they all have fake hair) will be ruined.

It's a bit unfair to pile on @CelebrityDave for the trans comment when no one did the same to a PP who suggested the twins were trans.

I said way upthread that a colleague thought the twins were trans so you can shout at me for a bit if you like? 🤷🏻‍♀️

In other news :)

Leanne is beautiful, but she’s very reserved.
Hopefully, she will loosen up.
I am already bored with the twins

The twins seem to style themselves on looking like blow up dolls

I really think love island should have upped their game and put more personality in there for this one, Maura and Ovie were late to the party in the summer but were popular as the others were boring bastards, even Chris who was mega late I don't understand why they start it off with a load of bland peeps.
And Leanne is just another yewande really if they have to put a token "black" girl in they need someone with a bit of oomph?! I don't know I think mike could be interesting being a copper can't see him having a job after this though.

Teeth loves himself and he really isn't nice a cross between Adam sandler and Wallace off Wallace and grommit.
Nas is the nice guy of the show a bit dr ranj kissing your brother type.
Ollie is max branning does prince William get him out already.
The rest meh apart from Shaungha she's quite real bar her lips. Them twins are awful seriously why?

I am confused how Connor has slept with 100+ girls if he had been in a relationship for a total of seven years and he's only 25?! bit grim ...

I think Connor is full of shit.

Maybe Connor’s just had 33 threesomes.

I think he made it up. He seems to have a habit of saying gross things about women and sex and thinks everyone will find it funny or think he's cool

He's gross

Connor is probably a virgin.

I can only imagine nightclubs and copious amounts of alcohol is involved

I thought Conor was the one who had never had a girlfriend?? Who is that then seriously they need to wear name tags for the first few weeks. Or book people that look different!

I really like Leanne. She reminds me a bit of how Amber was in the first few weeks. She was quite reserved too. It can come across as boring and cold initially but she’s just a bit shy and adjusting to being a very bizarre situation amongst a load of extroverts.

You’re thinking of Callum, the scaffolder

Connor is minging-that hair and those teeth? Fuck me, he is dog rough. Sophie is so pretty and although annoying when she speaks, could do so much better.

Leanne looked absolutely stunning last night and is gorgeous.

Love Shauna-she’s hysterical so hope she doesn’t get dumped off the island as she’s one of the more interesting ones.

Nas is gorgeous and has a fantastic smile. Was liking Mike till he behaved like a nob. Callum is very handsome.

Am warming to Ollie.

Twins are minging and looked way better before the surgery.

Not really liking the new villa as it seems too big and on to many levels.

I don’t like Connor, every time Sophie speaks about him I just think, Noooo you can do better!

He’s really not that attractive.

Maybe Connor’s just had 33 threesomes

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