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Coast - ive been daydreaming about that scottish guy with the hair all morning!!!

86 replies

letthesunshinein · 25/08/2007 12:01

he's just so scottish and rugged and enthusiastic! soooo yummy! and he has those piercing, mysterious dark eyes. and such great hair! swooon...

i can imagine being stuck on some deserted windswept isle with him...

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Tinker · 25/08/2007 23:41

He got 28% in something as well but didn't catch which subject it was.

yama · 25/08/2007 23:42

Yes Tinker - he talks a good game but he is in fact a bit stupid.

Skribble · 25/08/2007 23:43

Och come on bit dum, nice eyes, nice hair and a wooly jumper what more do you want .

Skribble · 25/08/2007 23:44

And a cagoul.

expatinscotland · 25/08/2007 23:44

Who cares if he's stupid? Does he have a big wanger?

Tinker · 25/08/2007 23:45

Yes yama, who cares?

ScottishMummy · 25/08/2007 23:46

whit u mean big appendage

expatinscotland · 25/08/2007 23:46

He's so fine.

Slurp.

Tinker · 25/08/2007 23:47

The results. Not read them, just spotted the pic of NO at the top

Tinker · 25/08/2007 23:48

But Neil is arty. Now, if he'd sat the English paper...

expatinscotland · 25/08/2007 23:49

Maybe he's not the academic sort.

Maybe he's better with his hands .

ScottishMummy · 25/08/2007 23:50

nae point lookin at the mantlepeice when youmare pokin the fire

expatinscotland · 25/08/2007 23:50

Too right, SM!

And he's a fine specimen of sporran, him .

yama · 25/08/2007 23:53

Intelligence matters in fantasy-land surely?

expatinscotland · 25/08/2007 23:53

What's to say he isn't intelligent, though, yama?

Some test?

Skribble · 25/08/2007 23:55

In fantasy land he has an A+ in seduction and a A+ in foreplay.... please .

expatinscotland · 25/08/2007 23:55

And a 9 inch cock.

ScottishMummy · 25/08/2007 23:56

he has a PhD he is indeed Doctor Phwoar big archaelogical comeandgetitlaydees

Skribble · 25/08/2007 23:58

LOL hope someones tells him about this, got to boost the ego .

yama · 26/08/2007 00:00

Yes, I know what you are saying. Would I rather have Neil or the big guy that achievd 74%?

expatinscotland · 26/08/2007 00:04

Give him a miss.

More for me and SM .

ScottishMummy · 26/08/2007 00:09

o i would shre nae bohter whilst you were frying the tattie scones

ScottishMummy · 26/08/2007 00:09

o i would shre nae bohter whilst you were frying the tattie scones

Skribble · 26/08/2007 00:10

ah fried tatties scones perfect after sex treat.

ScottishMummy · 26/08/2007 00:10

o so excited about eil and tattie scones i posted twice - crivens

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