SCD 2019 We're Nearly There Now *NO SPOILERS*

[TheMustressMhor]

New thread for tonight's Results Show and for the Final next week.

Well I loved that, I think Karim's great. Think he'd gain a few more votes if he'd whacked Tess over the 'little tears both sides' though - surely the producers must be cringing as much as us ...

I think Anton's hair dye is too dark.

Expect Jazz hands Galore !!

Well - there would have to be a serious shortage of men on the planet before I allowed him anywhere near me.

Moi aussi Mhor.

I'd sooner shag Sooty

Tom Allen is really funny in his act. We saw him and Suzi Ruffell last year and we were there well over two hours.

I bloody hate that contempowaft bollocks (sorry, I've been lurking and couldn't resist).

Surely by this stage the judges' marks are totally irrelevant? If they don't give 10s they're just drowned out by loud booing anyway. It's all pointless.

I want Kelvin to win.

I have to say that the more Co-Op gin you drink, the less shite it tastes.

Eyes - “when you’re the audience you want to know what the couples are going to do for their show dance”. Yeah, can’t wait to see what cringy nonsense contempowaft comes out,

I genuinely would not want to play snog marry avoid with any of the men on the show.

I need another taste.

Jesus, bad start from Emma and Anton. She looks stutter.

Nope. Not liking this at all

She looks a bit stiff

Voting back up. Don't forget it's six votes tonight folks

Jerkowaft

They looked half a second out of sync a lot of the way through that and it was distracting. It also reminded me of a school performance with lots of mad running around.

Emma's hairstyle in this number is considerably aging! Not sure about the routine, it's Anton by numbers.

This is a show dance. DD just said "They should come in on a moon or something for a showdance"

She is a bit under-rehearsed, though

That was more enjoyable than Karim"s dance.

Karim and Amy’s feet must be really cold !!

Ironic song title I thought..

I'm sad, the choreography on that was nonexistent.

Why is there an entire cabinet of politicians sitting there in the audience? Or is this an episode of Spitting Image?

It's the bloody final and they're still giving Emma a fat back!

That was thoroughly underwhelming.

I thought that was a bit pedestrian.

She looked a little wooden.

Bottle getting a bit empty Schadenfreude but if you bring me some Smarties I will squeeze out a small bit of gin for you.

Online vote seems to be working again. I give a vote for each section