SCD 2019 We're Nearly There Now *NO SPOILERS*

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New thread for tonight's Results Show and for the Final next week.

Look at the giant hands.

oh dear, that picture Is pretty incriminating.

LOL - they're showing from the rehearsals on ITT. Either It's DJ in the photo or Nadiya's fiancé is dancing with her!

(Laughing at the attempt to pass it off a her fiancé, not at the situation)

In a Lloyd grossman voice....

“So let’s look at the clues: the giant hands, the distinctive ears....which goalkeeper would be hugging his ‘friend’ like this”

Strictly producers have gone into panic mode Quick quick! Get the single people together!

www.hellomagazine.com/celebrities/2019121181836/strictlys-alex-scott-neil-jones-pictured-night-out

So not Tess and Sooty then?

Bugger. I’d have put pennies on them doing the deed

If it is ole big mitts, I’d be upset if I were the wronged party. I’d have preferred to see some nneckinng or a hannd downn a top innstead of that. (You get me drift with that nno?)

That hold stuff suggests they have already become acquainted. Ahem. More like a relationship than a misjudged fumble.

That was a great link from GruffaloCrumble, wasn’t it?
Not me nettie Don Quixote was posted by @Littleandoften and lovely it was too. Just been watching it thx little
I do post a lot on here though too much
Have a great final guys, hope to watch with tomorrow but all depends when I am coerced to seeing Jumanji 2.
Merry Xmas Xx

So not Tess and Sooty then?

Watch this space Numbrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.

I think David and Nadiya are being thrown to the wolves to distract the paparazzi from the REAL sex scandal.

We'll see a broken hearted Soo in the papers soon.

Omg, Just seen that pic and I wouldn't be impressed either. But her fiance is gorgeous so . Naughty Aljaz!
Did he post it to stop speculation twas him and Viscountess Em with the candlestick in the library?

Anyone else think Vernon would make a half decent replacement for Motsi based on ITT!

Today 21:47 MaggieFS

Anyone else think Vernon would make a half decent replacement for Motsi based on ITT!

Mags. No.

Did anyone else think he came on ITT to create that very impression - primed by Tess of course - and notice how he got it all wrong by insisting that Karim had never been top of the leader board? As soon as he realised he’d made a cock up he corrected himself, saying oh yes, that was Emma who’s never been top of the leaderboard etc... True super fan, obvs.

primed by Tess of course good God, you think Tess wants that sexting disloyal wankbadger anywhere near the main show?! they have kids so she's in it for the long haul but any co-presenting days are over. He's a tit and she knows it. Couldn't trust him among the female pros or slebs as far as she could chuck his phone at him...

Wankbadger storing that one!

So do we think it's a menage a trois between Tess, Sooty and Sweep?

I didn't think Vernon was that bad on ITT so it gave me a mild disappointment, but on reflection I actually still loathe Tess more than him.

Am really looking forward to tomorrow and will be spanking all my votes on Kelv the pelv, hopefully will have eaten my curry before that happens otherwise there will be saag aloo all over the place

'sexting disloyal wankbadger'

This really made me laugh, no mincing of words there!

Also, when Vernon talked about one of the male dancers out of hold (can’t remember if it was Karim or Kelvin) he said “he exposes himself”, sending Rylan into a fit of giggling- although he suppressed it pretty quickly when nobody else seemed to cotton on.

Come to think of it, maybe Vern would be good on the judging panel, now we seem to be moving away from proper dance critiques towards an end of the pier show.

Anyone seen this BBC page?

Does it look to anyone else that Karim looks a little bit . . . em . . . bigger than normal? He's not really 4" taller than Kelvin and Anton is he?

They did indeed mess up that photoshop, Balloon.

😂😂 that picture is amazingly bad! How did no one notice?

Well, we are validated and in with the tickets for tonight!

I’ll have to catch up with you all tomorrow.

@MyNameIsJane have a fabulous time

@MyNameIsJane jealous barely covers it. Have a fab time.

And get back here first thing tomsorrow to tell us all about it.

WineOrGinOrBoth

@MyNameIsJane glitterball have a fabulous time

Ditto

Wow @MyNameIsJane

You know the rules, we want to know everything. All the off-camera asides, warm up acts, who looks like they love/loathe each other.

This gives us all a little extra glitter to look forward to when the final is over.

No pressure.

sexting disloyal wankbadger