X FACTOR -Celebrity! It's the FINAL! *****SAT 7.10pm*******

[Raahh]

Yes, even earlier than last week. That is

7.10pm

I'm sure you are all really excited.

This is who is left, and what they are singing.

They will be performing 2 songs each- no 'celebrity' duets, seeing as they are celebrities.

The first one will be their choice of Christmas songs

V5 -All I Want for Christmas
Max & Harvey -Last Christmas.

Jenny Ryan - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Megan McKenna - One More Sleep.

Then perform their favourite track of the series so far.
Megan - (Original track) This Once
Jenny -Edge Of Glory
V5 -Bad Guy/ Taki Taki
Max & Harvey -Kiss You.

For some reason, I got it into my head V5 had left . Although I knew Try Star had. One has been ill, and they may have perform as V4 though .

It's all very geared up to Megan win , I think- although I am looking forward to Jenny doing 'Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas'

The Pussycat Dolls have reformed , and will be performing. I bet you can't wait.

Gone are the days of big ticket stars like Beyonce showing up to this gig .

See y'all later.

dilitte he said the xfactor was hurting his eyes and ears. And obviously he has a real interest in how you pull two trucks along...

raah they appeared almost on due.

Oh, that one.

That's even worse dillite .

Bute none are as bad as the Dakota Johnson swimming one. I've said before, it makes me want to throw the dog at the tv.
And I LOVE my dog.

Simon's new show is starting on Monday, isn't it?

You lot will need to keep me informed as to what is happening!

Did he do a heart with his hands?

Just. No.

Did Louis say exshitement?

Oh yes, the dog piss pond full of corpses perfume. It's bad.

dillite I think so- the band thing.

At least if it is on daily, it is easier to avoid. .

Platypus, there was a bunch of kids dressed in white and dancing to other two kids singing Last Christmas.

Jane there's shite in there somewhere .

I'm back! Finally wore DH down with my withering gaze. I missed Bill and Ben, were they any good?

Who's your woman doing the interviews?

Those Suzuki ads are so cringeworthy.

Max and Harvey make me almost miss Jedward.

That makes me resentful.

Jedward were fun. My predictive text knows Jedward

Platypus they were forgetable. And they had a choir.

And they made me think Jedward were robbed.

That's how bad they were.

Bloody hell, got caught out by the even earlier start!
Mind you, I was having fun playing balloon tennis with DS

Has anyone been any good so far? (ha!)

Oh God, xfactor: The Band?????

Simon is milking it to death!

She is wearing a wooly hat indoors.

Megan's teeth are possibly even whiter than Rylan's.

Essex is not a town

raah . It's a sad day when you start missing Jedward!

Noisy I liked Jenny- because it's one of my favourite songs, and I'm bored by the other 3.

And it's just obvious it's a set up for Megan to win.

That was not a great start though.

This is a Leona song, isn't it?