SCD 2019 over here!

[ThursdayLastWeek]

Panic thread!

Can someone let me know the rules of the Charleston chugathon drinking game, I think I need in...

I think it’s Tess and her shapely pins having a romp in a love nest with a male dancer, getting her revenge on love rat Vernon.

After showing off her toned arms in an asymmetrical dress DontFear?

Naturally Polkadots

I wouldn't be surprised if Alex is in the dance off this week. Samba doesn't usually score high and she is bound to be at the bottom of the leaderboard with that dance.

She is popular but I think she was lucky last week due to there being ties at the top and bottom meaning that she had to be at least second most popular to beat Karim, if he had the least votes.

Still, she's had a decent run for a non dancer and she just seems happy to still be there to learn another dance.

Charleston chugathon

Mild level of despair = less than 10 full grins to camera, similar amount of wide eyed startled looks = glass of wine.

Increasing level of despair = as above but at least 40 grins/eye flashes and a cheeky arse swipe by Anton = neck wine straight from the bottle.

Defcon1 despair = perma teeth, perma eyes, cheeky arse swipe, ooh lawks a lawdy look when doing some kind of swimming action = bucket of something bubbly. With or without a cheeky gin.

Lost all hope level of despair = all of the above with it also being a full on Widdy Anton comedy routine = fill bath with stuff. Submerge. Come out on finals day.

End is nigh levels = all the above plus find out they are the rompers. Get a mass prayerathon on to get the holy trinity to turn the North Sea into gin and march into it. Dragging beak and Emma eyes with you - never to be seen again.

For the sake of humanity.

I don't do any ironing so I don't even get that sort of steamy romp!

What's the backstory between Nicole and Matthew Cutler?

Oh Christ if there's a comedy straw boater and golfing baggy trousers tucked into long socks a la Bertie Wooster.... How many drinks would that be?

Just a straight bottle of Buckfast??

I can’t imagine Emma and Anton being the rompers she’s surely got more sense.

Washed down with a chaser of 20/20
And a pint of absinthe. So you go blind and never have to see it again. @ElspethFlashman

We'd better have some Turps standing by just to be on the safe side. 😂

I think the rompers are Johannes with someone. He looks so very happy all the time and deserves a good romp

Indeed @ElspethFlashman

That and a couple of sharp sticks.

If I dream of comedy beak tonight and get romped by someone in plus fours, it is all your fault @ElspethFlashman

Agree Ken1976, Johannes is a good bet. Emma doesn't bear thinking about.

🤢🤢🤢

"INNIT MAHHHVLLUSS! THA'S A 10 SHOULY!"

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PolkadotsAndMoonbeams

After showing off her toned arms in an asymmetrical dress DontFear?

"Flaunting" her toned arms, surely?

All the steamy romping will lead up to her "stepping out" with "hunky" whoeveritis showing "love-rat hubby" what he's missing.

Damn. Meant to cram in "revenge dress" there too.
How do the journalist's do it?

NumbersStation

Charleston chugathon was faah-bew-luss! My compliments

Why thank you @LaMarschallin

I’d be appreciative but I’m cowking my guts up at the thought of being serviced by someone who has hung his boater on my bed and draped his plus fours over the chair. And kept his argyle socks on.

That mahhvluss will haunt me @ElspethFlashman.

Haunt me I tell you.
Pass the turps if you please.

And kept his argyle socks on.

With sock suspenders too?

You guys are too funny🤣🤣🤣

Oh Jesus. Help a girl out.

Start talking about someone I’d be happy to see have just argyle socks and suspenders on.

Suspenders. . Not envy.

And not Hollins!!!!

Alex and Neil is unlikely as Alex is gay isn’t she?