SCD 2019 over here!

[ThursdayLastWeek]

Panic thread!

No, it's not bad. AJ and Johannes do it for me.

Has anyone else noticed that Johannes has unusually narrow shoulders?

“Romp” just makes me think of Golden Retrievers.

Yes, Johannes is basically a pencil with pointedly arched eyebrows, god love him.

So who looks like they would 'romp'?! Who looks like a golden retriever

AppleKatie

I say let AJ be the new JJ. He’s pretty enough already.

I just can’t take AJ seriously. Him being pissy is like a very angry toddler.
😂

WhichBin

I suspect Emma and maybe another pro dancer? She’s single...

Surely not Emma and... Kevin?! No.

I suspect Emma and maybe another pro dancer? She’s single...*

Which pros are single? There's only Neil isn't there?

Who's on the sofa with Rylan on ITT right now? I don't recognise her and missed the intro!

Nicole, says Rylan. She's bloody brilliant. I agree with everything she said.

The only person brave enough to criticise Kelvin.

A few of these just mentioned on ITT but here's the full list from the website:

Alex and Neil: Samba to Joyful Joyful from Sister Act
Chris and Karen: Foxtrot to Consider Yourself from Oliver!
Emma and Anton: Charleston to Thoroughly Modern Millie from Thoroughly Modern Millie
Karim and Amy: Jive to You Can't Stop the Beat from Hairspray
Kelvin and Oti: American Smooth to Gaston from Beauty and the Beast

OOOH LOOK! KARIM HAS A BOUNCY SONG AND DANCE

Thanks! It was bugging me! Was she Matthew Cutler's ex partner? I didn't watch the early series sadly (much regret!)

She looks great!

Oh dear....just noticed Alex and Neil have the dance of doom....

Wow, ITT is scraping the barrel tonight! 10 minutes on Anton and the pro challenge and now a rerun of last weeks cha cha video
Maybe it should go to 3 nights a week so there's better content and less filler.

Amy and Karim are sitting very close together....

I haven't seen tonight's ITT yet but Nicole Cutler (Matthew's ex-wife) was meant to be doing Choreography Corner.

I wouldn't be feeling very optimistic if I were Alex and Neil. The dance of death...

Yep, Karim is going to be bouncing around like a duracell bunny on steroids just for a change

Ok I've decided it can't be Emma having the romp, I mean she's always complaining about working AND training, there can be no minutes left in the day for romping...

The word “bombshell” implies to me that it is a blonde woman. The tabloids love to hint.

Tits maybe that is why Emma has no time for training!

I don't think I've ever romped in my life, and I've had sex more than a few times!

I expect that's because you don't have a "secret love nest", BrilloHair

Romping can only take place in a secret love nest.

It's the Law.

Mwah ha ha!! So if it 'were' Emma (dear solicitor, is that enough?) surely she would have to be seeing someone training in a similar locale to her...because we aren't surely suggesting she is bonking Tony Beak

It wouldn't really surprise me if it was Amy and Karim. They seem very close.

Bombshell.

I reckon someone got off their tits in Blackpool and romped - like a golden presenter retriever...

But given that a lot of dancers boff their partners then that wouldn’t be a bombshell really

Has anyone had a 'tryst' yet?

Isn't Amy engaged? Or something? Fairly sure she's all loved up.

Absolutely dreading Anton and Emma's Charlston. I dislike Charlstons at the best of times but a 1920s themed one is where I start necking the wine from the bottle.

If Anton twirls an imaginary moustache and winks, I may end up in A&E with alcohol poisoning.