X FACTOR -Celebrity- It's the SEMI FINAL (already) note the earlier start- **************7.40pm*************** that is *******************7.40pm****************

[Raahh]

New thread, mainly to make sure no-one misses the new time

And it finishes at a very respectable 9.20pm.

Which is lovely. .

Will Simon have another hissy fit? Will Megan sing an original song?

Will Vinnie be all cheeky chappy? Has Jenny run out of Eurovision songs to sing?


Can I even be bothered with the groups?

Copied from other thread, this is who is left.


Megan McKenna.
Vinnie Jones,
Jenny Ryan.
V5
Max & Harvey
Try Star

See y'all later. I have Cheeselets and Twiglets. It's officially nearly Christmas. .

[dillite]

Nick about to lose a boob or two

[Raahh]

Don't hold back Sagrada

Yes it was.

Simon made 'for your Country' sound like they had been on a tour of Iraq .

[dillite]

raahh swear music isn't allowed in my house. Or anything really that I don't approve of.

Nicole's horny. She's going after my man. FUCK OFF NICOLE. HE'S ALL MINE!

[Raahh]

dillite when she walked on, it was touch and go.

I hope there is some industrial tape there.

But by the end of the show, she will be away with the fairies, as ever, with her boobs on the desk. .

[Destinysdaughter]

Is it just me or are those two pricks trying to slut shame Nicole...?

[Raahh]

Destiny oh probably.

Good on her, I say, if anything is going on. Last time I looked , they were both consenting adults.

[dillite]

Have they changed the rules yet again? I swear I don't change knickers as often as Simon has changed the rules this year.

[dillite]

I do hope she doesn't sing This is Me.

[Raahh]

dillite he just doesn't care anymore.

[Raahh]

dillite

On no- worse. Sky fowl, tumbowl.

At least she can pronounce the words properly .

[Destinysdaughter]

It's worse, she's doing Adele doing Apple Crumble!!!

[AuntieFox]

I thought it was amazing

[Sagradafamiliar]

I like Jenny but she sings like she's doing a big yawn.

[Raahh]

See, I thought that was one of the worst Bond themes.

And then Sam Smith did his. Famously took 20 minutes to write. Really should have spent mpre time on it.

[dillite]

That dress would look so much better without those fancy dishwashing gloves

[Destinysdaughter]

She has that weird voice like the woman from M People, not sure how to describe it...

[Raahh]

Auntie I did like that (despite not liking the song- Bet she'd have done a great 'Diamonds are forever'). She looks great too.

Simon- it really isn't the best . At all.

[dillite]

That red hair suits her so well. I love it- the commitment to the maintenance as well.

[Destinysdaughter]

I do quite like her tho tbh

[dillite]

I have almost finished my first pint of G&T

[dillite]

Everything that have done in the past? They only finished shitting in their nappies yesterday, how much is there to go over?

[Raahh]

I had to go out on an emergency alcohol dash- even though I told myself we really needed dishwasher tablets.

[Raahh]

Ooh, now those facial expressions.

That wasn't a great start vocally. But hey, it's the Wandies. .

[Destinysdaughter]

They're going for the 1D nostalgia votes methinks!

[Raahh]

That's a lot of distraction people on stage.

Is Simon going to end up dominating the final with his acts?