X FACTOR -Celebrity- It's the SEMI FINAL (already) note the earlier start- **************7.40pm*************** that is *******************7.40pm****************

[Raahh]

New thread, mainly to make sure no-one misses the new time

And it finishes at a very respectable 9.20pm.

Which is lovely. .

Will Simon have another hissy fit? Will Megan sing an original song?

Will Vinnie be all cheeky chappy? Has Jenny run out of Eurovision songs to sing?

Can I even be bothered with the groups?

Copied from other thread, this is who is left.

Megan McKenna.
Vinnie Jones,
Jenny Ryan.
V5
Max & Harvey
Try Star

See y'all later. I have Cheeselets and Twiglets. It's officially nearly Christmas. .

Nick about to lose a boob or two

Don't hold back Sagrada

Yes it was.

Simon made 'for your Country' sound like they had been on a tour of Iraq .

raahh swear music isn't allowed in my house. Or anything really that I don't approve of.

Nicole's horny. She's going after my man. FUCK OFF NICOLE. HE'S ALL MINE!

dillite when she walked on, it was touch and go.

I hope there is some industrial tape there.

But by the end of the show, she will be away with the fairies, as ever, with her boobs on the desk. .

Is it just me or are those two pricks trying to slut shame Nicole...?

Destiny oh probably.

Good on her, I say, if anything is going on. Last time I looked , they were both consenting adults.

Have they changed the rules yet again? I swear I don't change knickers as often as Simon has changed the rules this year.

I do hope she doesn't sing This is Me.

dillite he just doesn't care anymore.

dillite

On no- worse. Sky fowl, tumbowl.

At least she can pronounce the words properly .

It's worse, she's doing Adele doing Apple Crumble!!!

I thought it was amazing

I like Jenny but she sings like she's doing a big yawn.

See, I thought that was one of the worst Bond themes.

And then Sam Smith did his. Famously took 20 minutes to write. Really should have spent mpre time on it.

That dress would look so much better without those fancy dishwashing gloves

She has that weird voice like the woman from M People, not sure how to describe it...

Auntie I did like that (despite not liking the song- Bet she'd have done a great 'Diamonds are forever'). She looks great too.

Simon- it really isn't the best . At all.

That red hair suits her so well. I love it- the commitment to the maintenance as well.

I do quite like her tho tbh

I have almost finished my first pint of G&T

Everything that have done in the past? They only finished shitting in their nappies yesterday, how much is there to go over?

I had to go out on an emergency alcohol dash- even though I told myself we really needed dishwasher tablets.

Ooh, now those facial expressions.

That wasn't a great start vocally. But hey, it's the Wandies. .

They're going for the 1D nostalgia votes methinks!

That's a lot of distraction people on stage.

Is Simon going to end up dominating the final with his acts?