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Professional Masterchef 2019: Speaking clocks, shocks and stocks

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RomaineCalm · 21/11/2019 20:06

Here we go...

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 26/11/2019 20:35

Oh god huntin, shooting, and fishin bod. Crap egg, burnt chicken.

littlbrowndog · 26/11/2019 20:36

Spoon to soil

Soil to spoon

Or whatever

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 26/11/2019 20:36

This lot look good.

littlbrowndog · 26/11/2019 20:37

What a total wanker he is

TheDogsMother · 26/11/2019 20:38

Excellent, we have foraging already. How long until the Hispi cabbage ?

PotterHead1985 · 26/11/2019 20:39

She's hyper as heck.

ProperVexed · 26/11/2019 20:39

Fuck off Greggg ( that one is from sooty as I have just remembered that she isn't here tonight)

PotterHead1985 · 26/11/2019 20:40

I don't like Rob.

fourquenelles · 26/11/2019 20:40

Rob is not going through I predict

Halsall · 26/11/2019 20:40

Serial killer is overdoing it

Lulu1919 · 26/11/2019 20:41

KFC ?

TheDogsMother · 26/11/2019 20:41

Come on Debbie. Love the sound of the hake.

CrimsonCattery · 26/11/2019 20:41

Louise either needs to sleep more or lay off the booze.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 26/11/2019 20:42

Pine has no place in food. It's zoflora.
Tonight I'm doing my take on long pig.
Fucking foragers, destroying eco structures, nicking animal and bird food.

littlbrowndog · 26/11/2019 20:42

I like Monty

littlbrowndog · 26/11/2019 20:43

He’s no5 benn fucking foraging in local park

CrimsonCattery · 26/11/2019 20:43

Me on a plate from Debbie. Letting the side down!

PotterHead1985 · 26/11/2019 20:44

Myself on a plate Hmm

fourquenelles · 26/11/2019 20:44

He's putting himself on a plate DRINK

Halsall · 26/11/2019 20:44

'Do this very well, please'

Well, no, Greggggg, actually I thought I'd do it craply.

FFS!

TheDogsMother · 26/11/2019 20:44

Oh no ! Put myself on a plate. I might have to forgive him for the pudding he's made though

Binglebong · 26/11/2019 20:44

I want to try that pud.

Lulu1919 · 26/11/2019 20:45

Greggggg put knife in his mouth....rude just rude

fourquenelles · 26/11/2019 20:45

Did Gurning just eat off a knife then?

Binglebong · 26/11/2019 20:45

Is that three pea purees?! They can compate and contrast.

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