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Professional Masterchef 2019: Speaking clocks, shocks and stocks

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RomaineCalm · 21/11/2019 20:06

Here we go...

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littlbrowndog · 04/12/2019 20:51

Smartness. Fuck offgreg

Footle · 04/12/2019 20:51

Poor Yann, his vision ran away with him

Wolfcub · 04/12/2019 20:53

Ouch Marcus

littlbrowndog · 04/12/2019 20:53

Dogs dinner 😂😂😂

ProperVexed · 04/12/2019 20:53

A dog's dinner!

Clawdy · 04/12/2019 20:53

Shut up Marcus.

jay55 · 04/12/2019 20:53

Is Tom trying to get thrown out or did he accidentally smear poo on the plate?

PotterHead1985 · 04/12/2019 20:53

Oooofff. Dogs dinner!!!

littlbrowndog · 04/12/2019 20:54

Gonner

fourquenelles · 04/12/2019 20:54

Bye Tom Sad

ProperVexed · 04/12/2019 20:54

So, Tom or Yann going?

GiloulovesLaure · 04/12/2019 20:54

Oh poor Tom. I'm gutted.

GrouchyKiwi · 04/12/2019 20:54

Lost my internet for a minute there.

Marcus was harsh, but fair, I think.

Ciao, Tom.

Footle · 04/12/2019 20:54

Someone tell Monica what verge means. It's not vierge. It means penis , btw.

littlbrowndog · 04/12/2019 20:56

Wee sad eyes going on there 😂😂

ProperVexed · 04/12/2019 20:58

Oh, poor young Tom.

littlbrowndog · 04/12/2019 20:58

Tom fuckity bye

GrouchyKiwi · 04/12/2019 20:58

I find it extra weird Footle as her husband is French and surely he'd have told her!

PotterHead1985 · 04/12/2019 20:58

That was inevitable to be fair.

PotterHead1985 · 04/12/2019 20:59

So I suppose until tomorrow folks.

ProperVexed · 04/12/2019 21:00

That wanker Gregg has just said "lick, nibble and sniff" about a dish in tomorrow's programme. I don't think I can watch it!

GrouchyKiwi · 04/12/2019 21:03

Words that didn't need repeating, Proper. It's terrifying.

Halsall · 04/12/2019 22:22

Aaaargh, I missed tonight thanks to unexpected life events. Have enjoyed reading the commentary though. Back in the saddle tomorrow, although given the Greggggg quote Proper just mentioned I'm wondering whether I really want to be.

Mollypolly2610 · 04/12/2019 22:30

Can’t watch Gregg at all - gurning and screaming. And that stupid grin when he talks to the contestants!

I think Monica is in lurve

cdtaylornats · 04/12/2019 23:09

Neither vierge or verge mean penis. Sauce vierge is virgin sauce.

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