Meet the Other Phone. Child-safe in minutes.

Meet the Other Phone.
Child-safe in minutes.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Telly addicts

Professional Masterchef 2019: Speaking clocks, shocks and stocks

999 replies

RomaineCalm · 21/11/2019 20:06

Here we go...

OP posts:
Thread gallery
6
ilovesooty · 28/11/2019 20:32

Oh he hasn't told his family.

GrouchyKiwi · 28/11/2019 20:32

I have 5 sisters too, Exose, but only 2 brothers. We're pretty much the same.

Wolfcub · 28/11/2019 20:32

Marcus's eye is making me wince

GrouchyKiwi · 28/11/2019 20:33

I don't. I really don't. I just included myself as one of my sisters. Blush

dontalltalkatonce · 28/11/2019 20:33

I found Louise annoying AF.

Whatsitlike · 28/11/2019 20:34

Needs to get a gold ring rubbed on that eye

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 28/11/2019 20:34

Who's on the water? Not like the critics.

Whatsitlike · 28/11/2019 20:35

Hate Montys plates

GrouchyKiwi · 28/11/2019 20:35

I don't think I'd like the oil in my sauce. Otherwise it looks good.

Wolfcub · 28/11/2019 20:35

Mmmm Jay is going a little badger

PotterHead1985 · 28/11/2019 20:37

Yikes that eye is bad. Don't touch anything Marcus. We don't want what you have.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 28/11/2019 20:37

Oh that pud. Slather Jay in it please.

ProperVexed · 28/11/2019 20:38

I think Marcus has been poked in the eye with a sharp stick, which is my preferred method of punishment!

GrouchyKiwi · 28/11/2019 20:38

Good job, Monty.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 28/11/2019 20:39

I think they should all have plain white plates. I hate the Poo plates.

Pajamagirl · 28/11/2019 20:39

Eatable ?? Do you mean edible Jay ?

ProperVexed · 28/11/2019 20:40

Oh what, I entirely agree about the plates. Is white out of fashion?

Pajamagirl · 28/11/2019 20:40

White plates only should be the law imo
( there is another thread running about white plates )

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 28/11/2019 20:40

Nasty streak of done a going through that lamb.

Whatsitlike · 28/11/2019 20:40

Yep hate those 70's Denby efforts, those and scratchy plate really annoy me

GrouchyKiwi · 28/11/2019 20:41

Cosign about white plates, although I do like blue & whites, and the occasional floral pattern.

TheDogsMother · 28/11/2019 20:41

Late again, I've been ironing and watching. Marcus and Steve are splitting opinion this evening.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 28/11/2019 20:41

Sinew. Raw? Thought they liked it gambolling about the plate.

ilovesooty · 28/11/2019 20:42

That looks like a turd.

Whatsitlike · 28/11/2019 20:42

Oh that dessert is poo