EASTENDERS 38 - no spoilers. That means NEVER EVER

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Soooooooooo what an exciting 2 episodes

MEL is dead. Didnt expect that after the car crash tho agree would have looked more splattered and squashed , then just a bit of head blood on the road

Few weeks to Xmas - will Phil find out baby isn’t his

Don’t think Louise’s baby is keegans as he said he was a virgin to tiff

Tho when keanu starting dating LOUISE , keegan did say about his left overs so maybe he wasn’t a virgin .....

Would be an amazing twist if baby is black

Ollie. He could be a lot worse not sure why L is so cut olio

Not sure if anything else exciting is happening

Dentist and honey. She stays with him tho cheating

Ben bullying Martin. Needs to stop and Stacey to come back

Are kats kids going to make an appearance soon ?

Bobbys religion

What else have I missed

Oh let's not worry about Uncle Bobby or Leo or Leo's Mum ........

Stuart / Uncle Fester will rescue Whitless and we'll all live Happily Ever After .
(He saved Bex when she was under some motorway overpass (or something) and Rainie from herself . He has FORM )

He does 70! Fester for the win!

Btw- Mo and co should’ve been evicted by now?

Good point. Wasn’t it a red months final notice like two months ago? Maybe meany landlord will turn up On Xmas day and they will all be in pjs in square in snow shivering away

It was such a strange non storyline. It literally only existed in one scene in one episode and hasn’t been referred to since!

Three guesses who the new owner might be ? (Of the Slater's house)

I reckon a Christmas Day eviction might be on the cards and the ceremonial cutting of the Christmas cake (like when Andy Hunter evicted Sam Mitchell from his house , taking her keys and wedding/engagement rings in one fell swoop then booting her out before settling down to tea'n'cake )

Save Whitney someone!
Save Leo's mum, she knows his a wrong one. Wrap this horrible story up.

I wouldn't be surprised to see Janine Butcher appear with an eviction notice for the Slaters.
She owns that house I believe? She may have sold it on though and they didn't know.
Either way, it's not good news for them if they become homeless with so many kids..

Akire.. you're right. Got confused in all the excitement.

Yeah I could see that too 80s

It’s been bugging me that Dots kitchen is so out of date. Council update every 15-20y but that yellow kitchen is out of the 70s. Maybe she will splash the cash now?

Maybe Alfie will show up
At Xmas to save the day?

Yes a few homeless people on Xmas eve all crowding around a Neighbour’s table acting merry and without a care in the world is the usual EE Xmas day.

Janine was a great character.
She could be so evil!

I love dots kitchen! I love seeing older houses come on the market with all their original 30’s bathrooms or 70’s kitchens that have been maintained really well. It gives my heart joy

Janine was a great baddie. I suspect if they brought her back she might have. New head though and it would be a flop like nuchelle.

at Lola saying Lexi was acting up because she's jealous of the Baby New Head Peggy

Erm, nope , your DD has been a brat for months .

Well that was exciting and we were 75% right. Is he planning kill her in posh hotel with cctv and everything?

Akire, he hasn't thought it through has he? CCTV all over the place and getting blood out of white bathrobes isn't easy ...
(Unless he was going to ' order' a pillow from the posh list and gently suffocate her then disappear by causing a distraction)
I was more worried about his mum in the bins.

Maybe he would do the sex game gone wrong defence but that’s bit much for 730pm. He also made the mistake of booking the room in his name so Tiff could ring the room phone. Surely saying I’ve booked it under Mr and Mrs whatever is more romantic and he could have checked in early in the day.

Oh god will whit be pregnant by her abusers son?

He’s bit rubbish for a killer if the whole pub knows where he was going with her. She did look great in her dress tonight but rather I’m a hooker (how can she walk in them) shoes!

You can tell it’s all coming to an end for Leo as he’s upped the ante and is becoming violent with everyone. He’s losing control of his situation/knows he’s close to being stopped.

All tiff has to do is phone hotel reception and tell them the story- ask them to send some staff up to the room.

He should have said a different hotel name to the ones in the pub. His not good at this is he? Too many dropped clues around.

Whitney always looks lovely but I wasn't keen on her dress.
I still want his mum to rescue her as well! (Once her briefcase dent wound has healed up. )
Still, it is a bit exciting and I hope he gets caught. Tiff is on the case now and Ben is handy in a fight.

I did laugh at little Leo threatening ex army boy halfway who is a head bigger than him and has got a psycho brother, gangster boyfriend, copper Jack, jay and Mock to back him up. Possibly Martin (half way to psycho) too if he mentions whit is in trouble.

Not keen on Martin being all moody and gangster. Does not suit him.

Yes to Leo facing down Callum, he clearly isn't aware that Stuart is back on the square or how hard the others can be.
I just hope they are able to deal with him soon.

It was nice to see Stuart tonight. Where has he been?

Stuart just comes and goes.
Not sure where his been. Maybe in the kiddie cupboard with Abi and the other little ones! ? Who knows.