EASTENDERS 38 - no spoilers. That means NEVER EVER

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Soooooooooo what an exciting 2 episodes

MEL is dead. Didnt expect that after the car crash tho agree would have looked more splattered and squashed , then just a bit of head blood on the road

Few weeks to Xmas - will Phil find out baby isn’t his

Don’t think Louise’s baby is keegans as he said he was a virgin to tiff

Tho when keanu starting dating LOUISE , keegan did say about his left overs so maybe he wasn’t a virgin .....

Would be an amazing twist if baby is black

Ollie. He could be a lot worse not sure why L is so cut olio

Not sure if anything else exciting is happening

Dentist and honey. She stays with him tho cheating

Ben bullying Martin. Needs to stop and Stacey to come back

Are kats kids going to make an appearance soon ?

Bobbys religion

What else have I missed

They could save a lot brother have set Jack up in a police box he can sort any issues with his direct line to the exact department and contacts.

this reminds me of when they used to have the taxi office in the corner of the cafe! They could have jacks copper box in the corner!

Would Whitney have been Leo’s step sister at one time?

Are Billy and Karen actually an item? Unbelievable. I think Jack is taking on the role of community counsellor alongside his police advisor duties. He offers tea and sympathy to damsels in distress, Why is never at work? Would that school teacher really be going on dates with a waster like Mitch? Nothing in common at all. Another unbelievable pairing.

And top of the Billy and Karen situation Louise just sitting there in labour on the sofa calmly texting Keanu come home now made my eyes roll
My husband always talks about the texting generation and how no one ever phones each other anymore but come on Louise I'm sure you could pick up the phone and talk to your fiance when you go into labour

Did Whitney and Leo never meet when they were young then?

Leo gives me the creeps!

Whitney mustn’t have even known Leo existed because surely she would hear the name “Leo” and think “oh my rapist step dad had a son called Leo”

@IWorkAtTheCheesecakeFactory that was exactly my thoughts!!

Leo could be a fake name i guess.

I’m sure Bianca called him Leo though when she was threatening him to stay away from the square

Hmmmm... even without the name it makes no sense though. I hope they wrap it up soon.

Me too. It’s a really unpleasant, in IMO, unnecessary storyline. Whitney has literally just found out, days before her wedding, her fiancé is gay and was cheating on her. That alone is enough but she has a whole history of men shitting all over her. She doesn’t need this.

Poor Whitney. She needs a break !

Whit went from being abused by step dad to grooming gang. To what’s his name Linda son which was a disaster. Did she marry him or just engaged? Crush on Mik, Then dumped at alter by half way. She said never had a normal BF had she?

Can someone tell me where Bianca went? Last I knew she went to a spa break with Tiff but never seems to have returned.

Bianca went back to Milton Keynes.

Tyler moon was a nice boyfriend for Whitney but they split up and he went out of it.
I hope that Whitney doesn't become pregnant by creepy Leo! She did want a baby with Callum.

They live across the square it would taken him 30 seconds to run over and call them both. Hope that’s not a ambulance, get a taxi!!!!!!

Billy ??? Really ??

The teacher Mitch mick was painful

No way did Ollie do that drawing !!!!

And yes Louise ring your finale of in labour ffs

Tho agree thoight due at Xmas as was preg at Easter when having the implant

So baby isn’t that early

I missed the duff duff! I just saw Lisa staring. Did Sharon tell her who the dad is to her baby?

Is it keagans? Keanu looked at the baby in a very strange way.
Who calls an ambulance when could have got a lift with anyone on the square. What a waste their time. Hospital Always seems to be round the corner in other scenes

Yes she said I will tell you the truth but you cant tell anyone. It’s Ken....duff duff
She could have worked that out weeks ago. The baby looked a decent size so not that early.

How uncomfortable did those bed look in the unit? Do the really not have headboards? Goodness I’d be cracking my head on wall all day.

Louise was funny with Phil: “how’s Ben going to hell? The last time he saw a woman’s bits you probably had a fringe!” 😂

Place your bets will lou have a life or death post birth emergency? Yea or nay?

Yea! For sure!

@PinkDaydreams yes she did.

And it wouldn't be Keegan's as he said he was a virgin before he slept with Tiffany. I'm sure that's what he said... or am I wrong? Mmm.