I hate Daniel

[Redshoeblueshoe]

That just about covers it

What happened to Eeeeesh's qualifications?

Did she finish the course? After she was attacked?

Or did the writers forget about it?

Now she is qualified in 'filing boxes in cupboards'

And where have they found the money for the car, whe they were quibbling about paying for her course?

Did Al really ask why he wants to not be in a home? Like wtf?!

It is cos of his mum

Nut very unlike the writers to foget a storyline , mid plot.

Or not...

Stand by, people, 'subtle' smear test education on the way

See, it's GIRLZ so he won't tell because he's embarrassed

I have to have Kevin and Keith (my kidney stones) zapped by shock waves on the 17th of next month.

Apparently, I have to sit in water for this. Sounds really dignified.

Bring a friend smear tests?!

I am so old I have had my last ever smear test. This ought to come with a fanfare or summat.

Be man and what? hit back?

Gosh, Raahh why do you have to sit in water? That sounds like a fun trip Good to be rid of K&K though.
This dad is a nasty bastard

Fuzzy I hope you got a sticker at least .

Yes stickers and maybe a badge

raahh your Kevin and Keith treatment sounds err....unusual (and wet)

If you didn't want to have a smear, would you go to a weird smear clinic with lots of other people who don't want to get smears?

Crap makeup continuity.

I think the procedure (the shock waves) has to go through water- and takes 2-4 hours. I've also got to take music as it makes a horrible noise.

They might offer me pethidine. I think I will take the pethidine .

Cripes raahh it sounds like a right big deal. FOUR HOURS in a bath. You'll be as wrinkly as an old prune.

I have been instructed to take spare pants and a towel, and not drive home.

Poor Jake.

Definitely take the pethidine.
Ugh this dad is vile

Oh shit he's killed his dad

Oh god I was not expecting that

Prune .

Oh no, now he will get in trouble