You have to be *this* tall to be able to board this Apprentice ride.

[dillite]

All rides open at 9.

Ten twats remain.

But Finland doesn't exist!

Oops, it's the wrong show for this joke.

I couldn’t bear to spend time with ayeysha - that voice grates

Everyone coming over to you’re fired??

I am coming over to the Tom Allen show

dillite I just said that

I'm watching you're fired just to see clips of Karen and Claude on rollercoasters and at the pitches

Finland I meant

@Wizzbangpop that made me 🤣too

@Seeingadistance are you on the right thread?

Sorry, fat fingers. Ayesha not Anshan. And yes, she does sound like Salad Fingers.

Jane were you on the Xfactor threads from a few years ago?

I’m just going to have an moment’

‘Bring Back Dara’ ♥️

Scarlett has appalling eyebrows

@Seeingadistance sorry.

Yup and still on them now

No worries. My post was a bit random even without typos.

You are indeed! To this day, every time I hear Finland being mentioned, I think to myself- but it doesn't exist!

I wonder how many people they’ll offend next week?

Scarlett’s eyebrows are mesmerising they’re so awful. Did she shave them off and replace them with high gloss stick-ons?

She looks so pretty

Gorgeous

You two are nicer than me, I was thinking she doesn’t have the chest for that dress

I like her sparkly accessories

Is it only the youngest that have those eyebrows?

chipping as someone whose dresses are always ruined by her big chest, I do think that the smaller chest is more aesthetically more pleasing. Grass is always greener and all that.