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Welcome to Al's Bar. More patients than the Mill.

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Redshoeblueshoe · 22/10/2019 15:33

Yay Izzy is back AND she's a vegan.
Will Al and Jimmi take over the Icon ?
I think there's a rocky road ahead for BT and Daniel

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Redshoeblueshoe · 29/10/2019 13:50

Zara knows

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FuzzyPuffling · 29/10/2019 13:50

Something's going to happen to that cocky PC.

SubisYodrethwhenLarping · 29/10/2019 13:51

Daniel is deffo NOT happy about baby IMHO

BT I reckon did it on purpose not by accident as she tries to make out

Bloke with phone is going to get injured

FuzzyPuffling · 29/10/2019 13:51

Who'e been at the hair straighteners BT?

Redshoeblueshoe · 29/10/2019 13:51

And Ruhma I guess !

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SubisYodrethwhenLarping · 29/10/2019 13:52

The Sargent has heart problem but won't admit it cos of promotion

Raahh · 29/10/2019 13:52

Fuzzy fortunately, I had a check up due on Friday at urology- but it didn't help that couldn't wee for 12 hours on both Saturday and then Tuesday last week. That was after a hideous migraine.

I seem to have passed some, but scans showed a biggish one that is just in the middle of my kiney, but isn't going anywhere. I'm in no hurry to get it it lasered tasered Grin

No tasers?? Grin

FuzzyPuffling · 29/10/2019 13:54

Phone PC is a twat.

Redshoeblueshoe · 29/10/2019 13:54

God he's painful

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SubisYodrethwhenLarping · 29/10/2019 13:54

Oh come on rhuma

Please work it out

FuzzyPuffling · 29/10/2019 13:55

So sorry raahh that sounds horrid. Can they blast it with ultrasound? (Or have I made that up?)

FuzzyPuffling · 29/10/2019 13:55

New Sarge is poorly.

Raahh · 29/10/2019 13:56

Zara knows, because Daniel couldn't wait to tell her, because he is EVIL. .

Surely he should know it's a bit premature to be telling people- the problems Zara had.

Ruhma is not as daft as you think she is.

I like shouty 6tl. Grin

Taser him, Emma.

FuzzyPuffling · 29/10/2019 13:56

Tasers going to go off at PhonePC.

FuzzyPuffling · 29/10/2019 13:57

Go on...zap him.

Raahh · 29/10/2019 13:58

Fuzzy they can break it down with ultrasound/laser treatment but it can cause bleeding and at the moment it hasn't grown in 6 months (this particular 1) and is right in the middle of the kidney- can't make into any tubes (which would cause the pain).

It's my migraine medications fault- apparently.

and my dad

Redshoeblueshoe · 29/10/2019 13:59

I bet young Sarge has a dodgy ticker

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FuzzyPuffling · 29/10/2019 13:59

Well I shall hold your kidney stone Iis it called Kevin? It should be) in my thoughts. For a miraculous demise.

Raahh · 29/10/2019 14:00

We have a house full metal softball bats . Would look terrible if we were ever broken into, like we were going to batter someone.

I love tormenting the dog by shining red laser lights on the floor. He goes nuts Grin mean

Raahh · 29/10/2019 14:01

I like the idea of calling it Kevin. Grin.

May Kev wither and disappear Grin

FuzzyPuffling · 29/10/2019 14:01

Sack him. Rude PC

Raahh · 29/10/2019 14:02

Well, this one's a gonna.

FuzzyPuffling · 29/10/2019 14:03

Can they switch the lights on in the taser room?

Raahh · 29/10/2019 14:04

He's a big head, isn't he?

Raahh · 29/10/2019 14:05

Your name is literally Gobbyplod.

Well, it is to us Grin

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