Tennis Thread: it may be nearing the end of the season but no negative face! Still plenty to look forward to...

[PrivateSpidey]

Couldn't resist!

Happy wedding day Rafa and Maria/Xisca!

We would offer much better commentary.

so much better. Viewers would love our amusing nicknames for the players, tennis alternative universe and anti "Box Office" stance.

If only!

I liked your mushroom emojis btw kazza

Viewers would be WTF, this lot must be on mushrooms

I like 🍄

It would be great if we could take over the tennis commentary with Shaggy, Keith and Grogor - everyone would love us

Just watching a bit of the Rafa replay.

Jane probably.

But we would restrict ourselves to one mention of

Moldova
Rafa's marital status
Diego's height
per tournament.

Regardless of who was playing .

Oh blimey, yes, we could really confuse people.

Next up, is Grogor, playing Keith, followed by Shaggy playing with Dick.

Might need to re-phrase it slightly.

We cause enough confusion on here when Wimbledon is on and we get the who is Keith, etc.

Shaggy playing with dick might not go down so well (depending on the channel )

I forget he is Kei, to be honest.

I mean , he's starting to look like a Keith.

Fizzy, no.
Can't imagine Voice Of Doom, ,Sue , going with that one.

I'll be in charge of telling everyone that Sascha is 6' 6" and is good at laundry but mixes up the player's shorts sometimes because he has a lot to do and dogs to take care of.

We offer an important service, for those who feel Prime (rightly) is a bit of a rip off, and need to know the colour of Sascha's shorts.

x post .

It's vital information, Jane.

Of course everyone knows that Sascha does all the laundry on the tour

Sue probably would not approve

Keith will always be Keith

I agree. He's Keith now and that's that!

it'd be brilliant. TV moguls are probably reading this right now, poised to sign us up to a big money deal

Hope you had a nice evening Fizzy

I’m waiting for my contract

AC is quaking in his boots. I'm kind of afraid to mention him now because of you know who

I hope the programme for Rafa's next match clearly states on the front in BIG letters. In many languages -

That Rafa Nadal, married his fiance on the 19th of October. Apparently in Mallorca.

If they don't, no-one will know- and the people in the stadium won't hear the tv commentary, and might not know .

I did thank you spidey - it was with the school mums - maybe too much wine

they need to know. How could they enjoy the match without knowing that?!

Jane v wise

I fear I may have yet another kidney stone issue, so I'm downing water and hoping it's not going to get too bad.

I've had lots of 'little ones' recently. I have a large one in my kidney. On the Doctors thread , we have named him Kevin. He appears to be going no where. His more troublesome tiny siblings are not deserving of names. I want them gone.

*The above post, is to prove that just like tennis commentators, I can talk gibberish , when (presumably) sober.

Kevin the kidney stone I hope he doesn't cause you too much trouble Raahh

Oh dear Raahh - hope Kevin doesn’t cause you too many problems - think I’m off to bed now