Big cook little cook

[kipperskaypuss]

Is anybody else consumed with lust for BIG cook? I think I may be having a mid life crisis! Now my kids even know to call me when it comes on! Pity about his tiny bald spot, but those eyes like melting chocolate buttons.... mmmmmm.... maybe i just need chocolate.

Definately NOT.
I'm beginning to think that Big Cook himself is generating all this interest (or maybe his agent or his mum!)
This is about the 10th thread on lustings for BC isn't it?

I urge you all to get out more!!!!!

I think he is quite popular, yes. I feel sorry for little cook... all that ginger hair and goofy face, and lets face it, BC gets to call him 'small' all the time, cant do his ego any good! I know I am sad, but working with women and children, socialising with women and children, I think I now get over excited when I see a nice man... I am sure I will get a bit of mental balance back when my kids get a bit older... till then, put CBeebies back on will you, Postman Pats on. He's a RIDE!

oh god no another one that fancies big cook?

Is that so bad? You havent seen my DH!

The thought of him makes me gag tbh, but not as much as pc plum does.

Look, I just got over a recent 18 month Russell Crowe obsession. I know its not healthy, but at least this one is child friendly and doesnt appear to beat people up

mind you, i think i saw him beat an egg, once

for your info, russell crowe is child friendly, he has a baby son and is quite placid or so i have been told

Go back to RC

Maybe I could have them both as a crush! Variety being the spice of life. Maybe RC could be the main event, then Big Cook could make us a cuppa and a sandwich afterwards..... oh god, I need to get a life

Im glad its not just me, I start a thread a few months ago that I had a bit of a thing for him, mind you in this series he is just not doing it for me. I think following his appearance in Hollyoaks Ive gone off of him a bit. Im moving on to Phillip Schofield now.

dear god no, he's a complete loon imho. there's that sniff of desparation about him too.

but if the choice was little cook .... mo, its too grim to even contemplate.

shudder

right I feel it's time to wade in and stop this insanity once and for all

Byron Wordsworth=real man totty
Big Cook= (to paraphrase allicatsg) gibbering unmanly loon

OK?

....oooh! more CCBC fantasies....

in our house, Tikkabilla presenters rule!

for me = Paul
for dh = Sarah-Jane (more's the pity, can't stand her voice myself)

What about Sid ????????????
Shame he acts about 2yrs old but nice to look at!

Paul is a bit too skinny for my liking but has got to be better than Justin!!!!!!!!!!!!

As for big cook I cant see the attraction myself but each to their own I suppose!

Your'e all nutters!!!!! The mums that fancy big cook! What is the attraction, I was going to post a thread the other day about how camp BC and LC are. Totally feminine and not in the slightest bit attractive, please ladies stop this crazzzzieeeeee insanity!

Obviously spend too much time in the house - yes, I fancy Big Cook and also Jeremy Vine.

oh dear that would be a NO for me too. Am watching it now with dd, she loves it, and really enjoys the songs.

he is good at cooking though...........

and he's very imaginative with his recipes

Shakes head in despair.....

i am interested in what people think of little cook? I personally think, big cook should find another partner, smalls just does not pull his weight!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's really cooking from the school of Nigella today... put baked beans into saucepan and heat...

I totally agree with the fancing Big cook thing! Did anyone see them presenting Big Brothers Big Mouth? He looked really fit!My friend thinks I need to get out more!