WIMBLEDON Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

[JaneJeffer]

Tim is getting ready for next years tournament
His in the know

Is he saving plastic bag chat for the final set?

Mrs Fed has the best diamonds in the business. Fact.

Plastic bag chat will be on it's way soon, if this carries on.

He's a brilliant songwriter Raahh

Crowded House Kiwi, Bedingfields both Kiwi and British (Natasha was born in the UK). I still don't want them.

I cannot call the tennis. They seem very evenly matched now.

he has tried that drop shot once too many times

Feds probably ' sourced ' those diamonds himself. Got a deal

are they diamonds in her ears? They can't possibly be real, surely?

Maybe we will have the voice of doom for the end of the fifth set? Can you imagine?! No need - it’s Fed playing so everything would wait. Even Antiques Roadshow.

You're right kiwi. I'm wrong about Natasha Bedingfield..she was born in the UK.
Anyway 111/4 with 21 overs remaining. Looking good for NZ.

Her hair bobble is defo Claire's accessories though

kazza he is. The Before/After album is one of my favourites, still. 'Persuasion' is a brilliant song.

And I love all the Crowded House stuff. The tag line for advertising their greatest hits album was something like 'They've had more hits than you think' . And it's true.

Can Fed last five sets though? Djok's looking quite perky all of a sudden.

Do we think that the (whispers) 37 year old federer will struggle if it went to 12 all?
Although Djok often looks dead on his feet (but is usually just pretending!)

I am supposefto cook dinner..errr i have told pescky dc" s ...ordet a take away !!

Well can you imagine?
'Right, we are leaving this match for Countryfile- a repeat'

See y'all on the red button

I think any 5 setter is down to brain rather than muscle weakness , though it must have an influence

I'm trying to erase the 'Firework' ear worm I have everytime I open the thead

X-post Fizzy - hard to call isn't it? I'm leaning towards Djok though (of course!).

I can see Novak's face on a 'just for men' box of tint

ooh Benedict!

Sorry Raahh you can blame AC

I dunno, told, that run rate is still very achievable for England, as long as they bat sensibly for the next wee while.

I reckon Djok would be quite happy to just plug along till it gets to the tie-break. He's well on top of those.