WIMBLEDON Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

[JaneJeffer]

Pat Trash

I fell asleep. I knew I would. I don’t feel that I’ve missed much though. It feels very flat. Has a Djok shouted at anyone yet?

I wish Djok would shout at someone
Might wake me up

AC's loving that guy's Hawaiian shirt.

Grouchy I was just listening to the tennis on the radio for a bit, and Pat Cash was explaining cricket to Marion Bartoli

It wasn't bad, but I preferred your version.

The80s who was that in the crowd? I was thinking Pat cash’s brother

I've deserted it to watch Gaelic. Might be back later.

Cricket update Scoring has crawled to a trickle (hooray). NZ has a bowler (man who throws the ball at the batsmen) called Colin de Grandhomme. He is indeed tall. My maiden name meant "The Giant" in another language. The people on that side of my family are all short.

The tennis is looking pretty boring right now. Am glad I have the (stressful) cricket to watch.

I don't know who the Hawaiian shirt guy was but he looked ' rich but I'm trying not to look rich' sort

I might watch the cricket

Fizzy stay with us
Cricket really is boring

Not sure why the tennis is so boring - I blame Djokovic the Dementor!

now I am a Roger fan , but I am popping over onto BBC to look at the score every now and then
Come on Roger!

Yes I know The80s - I really don’t get cricket - they seem to play for days and then it’s a draw or it rains (I’m sure Grouchy will tell us otherwise)

It's tedious because most of us on here anyway don't care who wins it.

My mum understood cricket
I cba to learn about it.

80s I know. It's a shame. really.

I'm still hoping for a draw.

I was brought up with cricket - I have always loved it , but don't have Sky so have lost the will to watch

The good news about this cricket match is that it will only take all day. Skies are blue!

I care.

It is irritating that it’s just going with serve though.

you just get the impression that Djok just can't be bothered sometimes

I used to watch cricket with my grandfather when he was very sick with cancer. He died when I was 7, so they are precious memories.

SOMEONE BREAK. I don't care who it is, Fed or Djok. Just do it.

The weather at Wimbledon has been great this fortnight

A C was going on about the roof
Even he is bored

I'm not bored , but then I am a Roger fan

The crowd definitely seems flat Raahh. They've won too many Wimbledons - the players I mean not the crowd.

So one of them will add one more to their pile today. Meh. It needs another dynamic. Eg Rafa v Theim in Paris - all time clay GOAT Vs guy hoping to steal the crown, it's a good story to be interested in. This is just flat - obviously if the tennis was amazing it'd be different, but it's not...

Still time though, hopefully.