WIMBLEDON Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

[JaneJeffer]

No chance of a wardrobe malfunction for Mirka today. She’s learned.

I’m with you on that thinking Raahh but it isn’t sitting well with me.

Petra Kvitová also had a breast reduction Fizzy

Look my phone recognises her name with an accent and everything but not real words stupid phone

Well I have to crack open the Pimms to make me feel better about his decision.

Jane ah I see!!
Busty display, yes that is v sidebar ish.

A cardi is often the answer - perhaps she could borrow one of Roger's monogrammed ones if needed?!

Let us know how England is doing in the cricket
I know nothing about it and the scoring is like algebra to me , but I hope England can win. Neither team have won before I heard today
Formula one I really do not care about!

Grouchy

Novak will knit her one.

Tim is on it : what colour wool do you want love? Nice red logo in the corner ?

Oh she's gone Victorian today I see.

Ooh I like Mirka’s lippy!

Grouchy that is sporting commitment. .

I could never play cricket at primary school, so used to be the scorer. Except I just used to sit under a tree, and get distracted. I made up most of the results.

I read in some player's book (I can't remember who now) that if playing against someone "busty", a good tactic was to play topspin to their backhand, because the bust makes it difficult to stretch high and across!!

It does make sense I suppose.

Does Rog dye his hair? It’s very chestnut.

80s

I believe an Irish man is captain of the English cricket team?

Roger looks the kind of man to dye his hair
Neither are bald which is amazing considering that most men their age are
Or maybe just the men in my family are unfortunate

England is keeping NZ's score down very well, but I must say I hate bouncers. Very unsporting. I'm hopeful my Kiwi boys bring their best fielding skills.

Supporting Fed in the tennis. I love watching him play.

Fizzy, I loved Lendl! I'm upset to this day that he never won Wimbledon.

Is the mixed doubles on Court 1? Is Tim doing a rain dance?

AC is trying to get the gossip out of Boris again.

AC - N.I.
Not interested.

The mixed is just starting Steala. Tim might want them to shut the roof, just to check it works..

Steala a fellow Lendl fan! I don’t think there are many of us around.

I also wish that he had won Wimbledon - I never thought he got the recognition he deserved and winning Wimbledon would have helped with that I think.

The mixed is on now??! Isn't that always the last match of the Championships?! Outrage.

I might watch a bit of it, I like Ostapenko/Lindstedt