LOVE ISLAND THREAD 20 - which equivalates to 38 threads on the outside ❤️🏖

[AngeloMysterioso]

Have at it!

[3luckystars]

Curtis is like the Ian Beale Mystery to me, how is he getting all these women?

[AquarianSquirrel]

Had this bottle for ds kept in the cupboard for months and funnily enough got it out at teatime yesterday just before the dancing on love island..look familiar anyone?!

[Osirus]

I’ve got that bottle too!

[User10fuckingmillion]

The most irritating thing about Curtis is that he claims to be from Shropshire. Wikipedia says he’s from Staffordshire and his brother says he’s from Cheshire.

I don’t know why I care but I do.

[3luckystars]

He is from the 'Shire' so.

[millionaireshortie]

Curtis is from Cheshire, definitely.

[RainbowPanda]

I'm wondering if the producers don't want Maura to couple up with someone she likes and be happy... would she be less entertaining? Much more interesting to keep her single, being pied, having her chase guys etc. More chance of her being pissed off or being crude.

[itswinetime]

RainbowPanda. I think you may have a point there look at anton I know people here had started going off him but on the whole ore Casa Amor he was a fan favourite post what do we see of him 🤷🏻‍♀️

Having big characters single needing to crack in being in love triangles is much better for the show

[twattymctwatterson]

I also find Belle and Anton to be more real, relationship-wise. Tommy and MM have overdone the sugary stuff and I don't think she believes any of it.

I also think Michael and Amber were real but that he disliked some of her behaviour so he jumped ship to Joanna who is definitely gorgeous. The problem now is that she's not genuinely into him and is clearly quite cold with him. He's understanding that he's made a mistake but is too entrenched in his position to admit it.

[BlondeBumshelll]

place marking.........

[RonaldMcDonald]

@twattymctwatterson couldn’t agree more

[RonaldMcDonald]

Blardy hell - is it impossible to stop slurring/misidentifying Curtis’s sexuality?
He has always been straight in a business where there are many gay and bi men and with a gay brother. If he was gay or bi he’d be saying so.

He’s a patronising, smarmy, fake melt but leave the gay calling alone - it’s really distasteful

[Sunflower20]

I’m amazed Michael have got the likes of Amber and Joanna fighting over him, both way, way out of his league. Equally amazed at Jordan/Ovie & Anna, wtf do they see in her? Genuinely a mystery to me.

[SharedBluePlanet]

Ovie is the star of this season hands down, just such a lovable soul. So funny. He has brought out a much nicer side of Amber too - he seems like such a good influence on her. She has become much more likeable recently.

[SharedBluePlanet]

Curtis said something interesting I thought to Maura - 'someone obviously likes you'. He has clearly clocked she is a favourite of the public- I think for this reason alone he will probably back Maura in the long run but string them both along to ensure he stays front and centre in the storyline and get max camera time.

[WeKnowFrogsGoShaLaLaLaLa]

The slow motion footage of the glitter party, showed Curtis and Maura dancing closely together and they looked proper loved up. I agree that there's no drama in that storyline so the producers got Francesca to pick first and create the triangle.

[sallyscallop]

@RonaldMcDonald

Accepting your sexuality isn't as straightforward as that.

[ooooohbetty]

Maura is more attractive lookswise than Francesca but she's a less attractive personality. Yet again it appears in Curtis that another man doesn't fancy Maura. Not one man in here has wanted to be with her.

[TraffordTansy]

The most irritating thing about Curtis is that he claims to be from Shropshire. Wikipedia says he’s from Staffordshire and his brother says he’s from Cheshire.

He's from where I'm from - lived in Cheshire, hospital was in Staffordshire so technically born there. V close to Shropshire so some addresses/postcodes can be confusing.

[fraxion]

Congratulations @, have a fantastic day!

Great thread title, cracked me up.

Checking in for later as up to my eyes getting organised for a delivery and wondering how mortified I'll be when my old washing machine is pulled out, it's 5 years since the floor under it has had a right good dicht.

[icelollycraving]

It’s interesting that they all really fancied Maura but not so much once they were with her for a while in the villa.
When she does the whole imagine my legs around his head stuff, I find it a bit too crude. If one of the guys was saying she’d look good on her knees giving me a good time, he would be spoken to by producers. Although they’d probably just edit it out.
Francesca is the type of girl Curtis will feel happy taking to meet his mum. Maura May crack on with the dad

[kenandbarbie]

Curtis parents said Maura seems loud on the outside but sensitive on the inside. They didn't seem very keen. But would support his choice. I wish she fancied Chris. He'd be a much better choice.

[TitsInAbsentia]

@sunshine1239

I hope Maura sacks him off!

Mother of Mary my tired eyes totally misread that

[Bluntness100]

Blimey the daily mail. Who clearly aren't the most straight up of reporters, are saying Amy and Curtis had sex in the house. The image they have shown indicates something is definitely happening....

[Macca84]

Tits