WIMBLEDON chat- As we head to the final, we've got the Pimms on ice and the red button ready for actionn

[Raahh]

And a different voice of Doom has spoken!

The other two GrouchyChildren are fixated on nationality. "So the one that's THAT way is the Spanish one?", asks DD2 (nearly 5). She now knows that the Spaniard has two sweatbands, and indeed what sweatbands are.

The BBC commentators will be so pleased that the players are now referred to as The Spanish One and The Swiss One.

I think Fed would have had no chance if he'd not won that first one. I can't see him making it through a five setter with Rafa.

Come on now Rafa.

The Pimms is not cutting it - I need something stronger!

Hardhat Henman

Roger is starting to look a lot like his Dad

DD3 (3) has just informed me that the one in white is her favourite.

😅

Bad dye job Becks

DD1 (7) is briefly confused by why the sky is different if the match is happening now. We have now learned about geography and London being far away from Edinburgh. Who knew tennis would be so educational?

Oh!

Will need to start on dinner soon.

And will need a large G&T

Did I just spot the delectable Stefan and Annette sitting behind the Federer box?

Vamos Rafa please

I’m having a bit of a heart scare myself

Again with the plastic bags!!

We know AC.

Fizzy I've barely had of my Pimms and have decided it must be time for the vodka.

I don't want a repeat of the 14/15 finals.

I didn't want either to win

At least I had Stefan to look at.

I told you private his memory's going.

' hardhat Henman' mowing his hill in a big tractor

AC has one script for the tournament- and he's sticking to it.

Vamos Rafa!!

Class!

Vamos!

Mirka's very animated today.

I'd hate to get on the wrong side of her (Stan )

This is a good game.

Another Santa/Walrus line judge

Federer grunting, Andrew? Surely not.

Hope that wore Fed out a bit.

Now that was a lovely shot.
And I'm not talking about the tennis.
I used to hate Annette. It should have been me

Eek - DH has just phoned (he waited until after the tiebreak). He sounded a bit concerned about my level of agitation - good job he’s not here