WIMBLEDON chat- As we head to the final, we've got the Pimms on ice and the red button ready for actionn

[Raahh]

And a different voice of Doom has spoken!

In fact. Sod it.

I might not watch

Martina has personally engraved the trophy already, anyway.

Ha! If Tracy thinks Serena played mixed just for match practice and not to keep attention all on her, (Murray, after all) she is very deluded.

Ok. I am going now. Because my blood pressure might go off the charts.

Well the ladies' semifinals were predictably pathetic. I'm seriously fed up with the BBC Serena love-in and then we'll have the same tomorrow with Federer

Cornelia oh yes.

Sue will be wearing her 'Fe9erer' t-shirt under her suit .

I'm dreaming of an all Spanish final. (I'm not usually such an optimist- one of my favourite ever songs, is 'A Pessimist is never disappointed' by theaudience ).

Just catching up on TAW - at least Marion has a different dress on but it’s not much of an improvement.

The Dowager from Downton - wish I’d seen her in the crowd!

It’s a shame that Barbora couldn’t have done more against Serena - hopefully Halep will spoil the commentator’s early crowning of Serena as Wimbledon champ.

Feeling excited and nervous about tomorrow - I’m definitely not going anywhere tomorrow afternoon. At least there should be no red button shenanigans! It had better not be a complete Fed lovefest.

Still banging on about Serena I see.

Clare is quite the Imelda Marcos.

Fizzy now, you know it will be all about the Fed. It's compulsory. Like the fact Serena is a legend, and a mother

In a way, Busta is suited to red button action- his name is RBA - Red Button Agut .

Jane did we really expect anything else?

(I can't keep away)

If Alicia Keys is not singing an Anthem to Serena, pre match , on Saturday- I will feel robbed.

(That would definitely happen at the US Open).

Anthem for Serena sounds like a cool goth song. Might write the lyrics myself

Jane it does!

Yes Jane I’m sure Clare has had a different pair of shoes on every night!

I know it will be a complete Fed lovefest Raahh - Sue in particular can’t help herself - she just loves him! Just wish they would give Rafa a bit of credit - it’s not like he’s never won anything!

at RBA - I’m sure that in the last Rafa match a big red button actually appeared on my tv screen even before the Voice of Doom

Not sure if she would like your lyrics Jane

Raahh I'm enjoying your RBA - Red Button Aggro

Whatever do you mean Fizzy?

Fizzy the whole Rafa interview and then her standing talking about Rafa , whilst Fed was playing, seemed very odd. We know she doesn't want him to win.

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at least tomorrow Rafa will be safely on prime time - as he's playing Fed. Imagine if the semi final clashed with a Brit doubles match?! Or - even worse - Eggheads?!

She was itching to get back to watching Fed. It was quite tragic, as my dc probably no longer say.

Private

everything stops for Eggheads

Svitolina looks cool.

I want to take those eyelashes off Marion. They're all wonky.

Marion is Serena's bff.
But at least she tried to nice about Halep.

Martina has written her off.

Jane I was about to post about the eyelashes- i think Marion and the whole fashion thing needs to take a break.

She was lovely as she was.