Wimbledon Chat- Moving on to the second week- No Breakers!

[Raahh]

Feck off Lahyani

Well, he's not won a set, I'm getting ahead of myself.

Jane His Lordship is away (on very important business ) so I can get as agitated as I like . Might break out the Pimms in a bit!

Tears were good.

Venus, bananarama.

Or the vodka!

Ooh, what a time for an ace, tense stuff.

I will be hitting the vodka soon!

This is not good for my nerves.

Tainted Love by Soft Cell was another great song

Born to Run around a tennis court

Rafa you did not make this easy for us!

What a relief.

Phew! And it's only the first set.

Right, can you just bagel the next one.

And breathe Raahh

Fizzy

Phew!

Querrey has ' American teeth'
His red arms up to the T-shirt line is funny.
He needs sunscreen out there.

kazza

button it, AC.

Lahyani likes to give pep talks to cheats. He can shut up too.

They showed a woman in the crowd who looks very sunburnt. Hope it wasn't Private

The court has an ' en suite'

Someone in the crowd is wearing a Nike bee top.

That's commitment. Or just odd, I'm not sure.

They’d better not put Rafa on the red button at 6 o’clock when the news comes on - I do not want to hear The Voice of Doom!

Fizzy I hadn't thought of that.

But they will. It's Federer, after all .

Nooooo!

Red button time!