Erinsborough spoilers - Snog, Marry, Avoid - is there anyone left for Mark? Are Finn and Dee for real? Can we finally have some decent newbies?

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New thread for spoilers.

Can I be any more clear?

Here lies all the gossip we know!!

As this is the spoilers thread does this mean real Dee went over the cliff?

I posted prematurely there.

So Dee went over the cliff and survived Andrea will now pretend to be Dee, again?

@curbside Yep that about sums it up 😒

Every day is groundhog day in Erinsborough

It won’t go on for long though, real Dee comes back and exposes Fake Dee. Then later on it turns out they are twins.

Christ. Just kill me now.

Does anyone know what Dee's reason will be for not coming back after the crash?

Yes. It will be revealed tonight so shall I tell you or do you want to wait?

I'll be watching while I have my lunch so I'm very glad to know it's not being dragged out longer!

Ooh I want to know but is the reveal worth waiting for? My guess is she was in some sort of witness protection, god knows what for though (Darcy related?) and by the time she came back Toadie was happy with Sonya.

Very insensitive of Susan. Not to mention where would she put another lodger at their house?

pizzaface12 yes she was in hiding rather than official witness protection. The car was tampered with on the wedding day and she thought Toadie had been killed in the crash. When she found out he wasn’t dead and it was safe to come out of hiding, he was happy with Sonya so she stayed put. There’s a lot more to it, a bit convoluted but just about makes some sense, with plot holes galore! And Andrea is involved, of course.

Load of old bollocks. They just want Dee and Toadie back to push ratings and have come up with a story that would make the writers of Sunset Beach blush.

Well at least she’s not sticking around. Where the fuck are Hanson and Jess Glynn?

middle I know, right? I thought they’d have appeared by now. I think Hanson must be something set up by Paul for Amy and Sheila makes sure Kyle ends up on the date instead of Gary. Not sure where and how Jess fits in though, probably a random appearance like Janet Street-Porter

I thought she would be part of the music festival but apparently that was all off screen

Do we think that Dr Boo Boo’s decision to meet up with his psycho half-brother is going to lead to Leo’s exit? Obviously Robert Robinson didn’t Ming killing his own twin, so he’s not going to have any problems with offing someone else’s! Not sure I can cope with the tedium of David making sad faces and blaming himself for Leo’s death whilst Aaron practices his ‘concerned face’ and makes out that there was no way that David could have predicted that his psycho killer half brother would escape from jail and kill Leo despite the fact that Australian jails appear to have minimal security, will arrange visits on 5 minutes notice and the Australian justice system apparently doesn’t require psycho-killer Finn to spend any time in prison

Ming? Mind.

Obviously it leads to Harlow coming. I’m not that Leo won’t just swan off to Sydney but we haven’t had a big disaster in a while. They used to be every six months.

I’ve heard that Leo leaves under a dark cloud, but that it’s Gary departure later in the year that is ‘big stuff.’ I wonder if that involves a disaster?
Harlow and Roxy apparently don’t get on at all, so they’ll probably end up as best mates

Yes, I heard Roxy is a bit jealous too but it seems they have formed a firm trio with Yashvi irl.

Interesting Leo leaves under a dark cloud. I just realised I forgot about the shit siege which was kind of a disaster.

We haven’t seen the boat in ages either. I was convinced that was due to sink or catch on fire.

Yeah, I’ve been hearing for years that there is going to be some disaster with the boat, which has never materialised. Maybe they abandoned the idea, or perhaps they’re saving it for a special episode when RobRob escapes from prison and teams up with Finn to blow up the boat during a special Lassiter’s booze cruise where Bea is singing

Happy Tuesday y’all

It was only a matter of time, I guess At least Paul tells her where to go, it would be worse if he reciprocated