John & Lisa TV show

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Anyone else watching?

It's almost like a terribly bored housewife and a strange Australian visitor who she has never met before have been shoved in front of a camera and been told to just cobble something together.

I can't stop watching in a weird voyeuristic kind of way

Not sure whether it's her jumper and hair combo but looks like she lacks a neck too!

Caught a bit with her liking him holding washed watercress nice kitchen though.

I lasted two minutes and had to switch it off. It’s bloody awful

I always say 'If you haven't chance to make a really nice meal, make a reservation'.

Chuckle chuckle chuckle 🤨

My mum had it on when i visited her this morning....thought the chicken they cooked was a little anaemic(where was the crispy skin?)

I've just seen this today and quite liked it. Not sure what number episode I saw but it feels like they are still finding their feet as to their dynamic. It's always interesting watching a real life couple interacting and they are quite sweet.

It's so weird!

The whole "I'm a fancy chef, it's sooo interesting to see how a simple little home cook like you does things" schtik from him comes across as so patronising and mansplainy, which I'm sure can't be the intention.

Yeah - their flirting is kind of awkward but sort of fascinating at the same time. It's like they are trying to work out how to interact for the television.

Bits of it are cringey but still compelling.

I feel a bit grubby watching this. It is almost like your best friend's nan and grandad giving you instructions on how to fellate.

You know it could be something which could come in useful but it makes you feel awkward and a bit dorty.

Who knew a cooking programme would make you feel soiled...

I'm a bit hooked though.

Aw god this is truly horrendous. They must have a trainee cameraman man today too!

Numberstation that is such a great description of how it made me feel. Grubby in the inside 😂

I've caught this for the first time today. Like others I couldn't stop watching but now feel very dirty

She really gets on my nerves with all the "Oh yum" comments. Never really liked her and certainly don't think she deserved to win MasterChef but I dislike her even more now.

They don't seem like a couple, they seem very awkward together

Still pure filth.

Is that your penis Johnno? Lovely.

It is wet you say? Yummy.

All of it going in? I love this.

I can;t wait for this. Shall I give it a wiggle? Super.

Are you there yet Johnno? You lost your end? Bonzer.

I can speak Aussie now - did you notice all you agents out there?

Odd wardrobe choice, teenager on top, geography teacher on the bottom.

I'm sullied.

It's awful! But I've never really liked him and she's just like an adoring puppy! Yuk