THE VOICE- Seconds out -it's round 3 of the Battle rounds... ***8pm Sat 9/3***

[Raahh]

I've had a really strange day and nearly forgot this was on was watching Crufts

Apparently, none of the judges have any steals left, which is terrible planning, and will make for awkward telly moments.

Here, to fore warn, are the pairings.

Hope fully none are are as bad as S'Tom's last one, last week. Peter Donegan was robbed.

Team Tom
Equip to Overcome v Marina Simioni
Song: ‘Team’ by Lorde

Grace Latchford v Ayanam Udoma
Song: ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’ by Deep Blue Something

Team Olly
Stefan Mahendra v Nikki Ambers
Song: ‘We Don’t Talk Anymore’ by Charlie Puth feat. Selena Gomez

Harrisen Larner-Main v Lauren Hope
Song: ‘I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For’ by U2

Team JHUD
Sarah Tucker v Craig Forsyth
Song: ‘Against All Odds’ by Mariah feat. Westlife

Luke Swatman v Nicole Dennis
Song: ‘Your Song’ by Elton John

Team Will
Shivon Kane v Gabriel Dryss
Song: ‘Feels’ by Calvin Harris

That bloody 'Feel'/fish song. Can't stand it.

I have vodka this week. I feel like I need it. . DD2 is to spend a few days in hospital from Monday - nothing too serious, but it won't be much fun- and I can't drink it there , so I'm going to make the most of it tonight.

See you soon.

Every week , they have over sung.

EVERY WEEK

OMG- what noise came out of that woman. was it through her nose ?

I blame James Arthur

If they ruin this song I will throw things

Me too. I have this face on

I hate the type of singing this woman does, it’s lihe a cross between mumbling & yodelling pronounciate properly for gods sake. He wins just because she can’t do proper words

This is one of U2's shittest songs

She was making some strange noises there. I think he 'Egde-d' it (see what I did there?)

She still hasn't found the tune she's looking for, that's for sure.

If I can't find something in a supermarket I tend to ask someone ' which aisle mate?'
: they usually are not sure either!
Then it becomes uncomfortable and I say sorry and wander off in the wrong direction.

He looks like side show bob.

I look like side shoe bob.

He wins.

Bono and the edge walk into the bar. The barman says "oh no not you two again"

*show

Sideshow Bob is through.

Twist

Baboom-tish

Twisting; that is funny!

I thank you

Ha! Crossed posts, Bob.

TwistinMyMelon

Here all week

Freezer

I really do.

Well, I did. Before medication and age stole most of my hair .

It took me this long to get the joke...

I like James Arthur though!
I can tolerate some mumbley singing. Just not anyone on here.

That Doritos advert makes me want to vomit!!!!

Well boo to that Raahh. I'd like to have sideshow Bob hair. Mine is more Lego figure.

Yeah, I’ve got a bit of side show bob going on tonight, except mine is black (but turning grey ) and the pineapple of hair on top of my head is bigger than his!

Bit late to the party (was out!!!) But what I've seen tonight is less than impressive!!