Heston's Bench...sit here if you HATE DANIEL!

[FuzzyPuffling]

Here we are again.....

He should have gone on the cruise

Pity he didn't go on the cruise.

LOL at that xpost snoddy and pencil

Bloomin Eck ! Actual drama there wasn't much blood though so hopefully he's fine and doesn't wake up thinking he's 16. Well done Pieman pi, good detection skills.
That 17 year old looked nearer 30, maybe he was one of those soap babies who are born 6 months old and aged rapidly ?

Well, I've caught up with today's. poor Rob!
And yay! Piman, p.i..

The writers have moved on to Jimmi now, as far the character assassination thing goes, I see. How many more people will he upset?

Any idea how old DFS is supposed to be ? she looks around 30 but dresses way older, surely the scarves and shiny fabric are a health hazard ? I do wonder if there might be a fire caused by all the static in the clothes they all wear.

In rl, Ali Bastian is 37, which oddly is the same age as Jack Ryder. Who looks older. ( and bizarrely baby faced at the same time).
The shiny hazardous fabrics need to go.

Yes, massive fire sparked as dfs rushes past Val in mad print synthetic blouse, and there's a massive bang/explosion...arms and legs everywhere!

Glad to hear of poopdate on min Raahh that's very good news something is moving. Phew! What a relief!

Good hand-shaking Gobby, got a bit o dust in my eye there, for a mo...

New to the thread.. who is dfs?
Val gets on my tits!
On mat leave and slightly obsessed with this now!!

Hello NC DFS is 'doodah from Strictly' aka Becky

Is gobby leaving the series too?

Welcome NC
DFS, practice manager replacing MrsT

Hello NC

To me DF is named due to her acting skills being like a piece of cheap furniture

I am a huge fan of strictly but don't remember her at all on it

Named after a certain furniture shop but I refuse to write DF - S as they followed me round the Internet with adverts

I missed it again today (new neighbours came round) and it sounds as though I missed a good 'un. So here are today's questions....

Who whacked Gobbyplod with a hammer?
Were there any patients?
Any sign of Geoffrey?
Do we still HATE DANIEL? (Easy one that, YES WE DO)

raahh still hoping for the Poo Fairy to work her magic on miniraahh. Tell her a bunch of randoms on the internet are wishing her all the best.

Thanks, fuzzy we are still here, now with a 12 hour dose of the medicine, an annoying bleepy machine, and intermittent internet.

This holiday is not getting my vote on trip advisor, I can tell you. .

It was Charlotte wot whacked Gobbyplod on the head with a hammer.As it turns out she was guilty after all. Val p.i. Pitman deduced that Grant was planning to divorce her- and Charlotte couldn't have that, she would have lost everything.

As it turned out, killing him wasn't a smart move really, as she lost 12 years of her life to prison. But there you go.

Val tried to warn Rob and the other detective on the case that he as on danger, but they didn't listen

So Gobby and Val just left work, to find Gobbyplod on the floor, bleeding.

There was a patient, a poor overweight lad, who has fallen victim to the obesity storyline, and the 'let's turn Jimmi in to a villain ' arc.

Eesh was not impressed by what she saw as rich doctors patronising poor people .

Oh, and

I HATE DANIEL.

But the writers seem to have forgotten Zaniel hate each other.

Oh the bleepy machines....well remembered from when my Dh was having his transplant. There's a cancel button on them somewhere that shuts them up for two minutes or something. The sound of a repetitive bleep still sends Dh into a blue funk.
Sorry you pair are really going through it raahh and I hope you get some movement (in all senses of the word) tomorrow. Poor miniraah and poor you too.

But...
I LOVE GEOFFREY

What we need is more Geoffrey 🐱
More Barry[santa]
And some of this for the raahhs 💩

Poo fairy vibes from here to miniraahh!

I love Geoffrey and I HATE DANIEL (but need that story back again to fan the flames tbh).

Definitely need more Barry.

I worry about the actor to be honest, does he have another job??

Barry? Who is Barry?
And how did I not know there is a Geoffrey emoji? [cat] Tries it out.