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Great British Sewing Bee- only staples and glue guns are allowed

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dillite · 26/02/2019 21:48

I thought I would make a new thread quickly seeing that the first one is nearly full

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FuzzyPuffling · 05/03/2019 21:08

I have a collection of wetsuits. So much more flattering.

Binglebong · 05/03/2019 21:08

That was in responses to there not being any power mesh or support in the bust design, not Dilute's comment.

SoupDragon · 05/03/2019 21:08

I like his shirt :)

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 05/03/2019 21:08

This is very hard.

FuzzyPuffling · 05/03/2019 21:08

Schady, how mean. (sniggers a bit)

dillite · 05/03/2019 21:09

bingle my boobs always look like flattened udders in a swimsuit

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StandardLampski · 05/03/2019 21:09

Love Joe's shirt. I'd have that as a dress!

dillite · 05/03/2019 21:09

Floppy flattened udders

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SoupDragon · 05/03/2019 21:10

3 hours is a very short amount of time for this.

Binglebong · 05/03/2019 21:10

Mine don't get put in swimsuits. Because I need far more support than they provide.

If it wasnt for my bum and belly I'd look very top heavy. Grin

BitOfFun · 05/03/2019 21:11

Are they using stretchy elastic thread?

FuzzyPuffling · 05/03/2019 21:11

Perhaps my wetsuits need a little fancy bow on them?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 05/03/2019 21:11

I was heartbroken Puffling -the Fruit of my Womb and he talks to me like that.

dillite · 05/03/2019 21:11

Mine no longer go into swimsuits either. I have given up on swimwear and just don't go anywhere near the water any more.

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FuzzyPuffling · 05/03/2019 21:12

Anyway, can someone explain how you fit one of these swimsuits onto a dog?

SoupDragon · 05/03/2019 21:12

They should have used glue guns.

Binglebong · 05/03/2019 21:12

Maybe your wetsuits could be combined with Joe's shirt? Mermaid sequins that actually go in the water!

Wolfcub · 05/03/2019 21:12

Poor janet

Halsall · 05/03/2019 21:12

Like this, Schaden ? It's from my vintage 'Practical Knitting Illustrated'. Hours of fun.

Great British Sewing Bee- only staples and glue guns are allowed
Binglebong · 05/03/2019 21:13

I'd like to point out that it's very unlikely that footage was filmed in Victorian times.

BitOfFun · 05/03/2019 21:13

I can really see the appeal of this Victorian swimwear. Maybe in a nice linen?

FuzzyPuffling · 05/03/2019 21:14

Linen would be a bit see-through when wet.

dillite · 05/03/2019 21:14

GASP!!!! Exposed shoulder blades!!!! Those hussies.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 05/03/2019 21:15

I haven't got enough for even one udder dillite

Lycra just flattens my mammary glands so that they are like two fried eggs (with out the whites . . . . Sad)

Binglebong · 05/03/2019 21:15

I like the middle one of the photo of three girls near the end of that segment. Great fabric!

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