Ah Betty this is probably the nicest thread on MN...just don't tell anyone about it! No vipers here (unless directed at Daniel, who, as you may have guessed, we HATE).
Sofa will have...
a) a child
b) an unpleasant ex husband
c) a secret as to why she isn't a doctor (I suggest an untimely death for which she blames herself)
d) a medical condition, which will be diagnosed by Al
e) a cake obsession