House - I have a plan, if I find myself inside the show

[NotQuiteCockney]

I will start up something pointless and soap opera-esque to take up the 40 minutes in the middle, and then propose a solution to the problem at 40 minutes, which will work right away, as there will be barely any time left ...

I am shocked!

you totally forgot to mention that u have to guess wrong twice and almost kill the patient!!!!!!!!

But I'm trying to avoid the guessing wrong and the nearly-killing.

They could have a barn dance or something, to use up the time before the end of the show.

Yes and you must have at least one inappropriate flirt with a member of the opposite sex.

And don't forget to mention that it might be lupus. It's not a real episode unless someone suggests lupus.

lupus? no the real culprit is Sarcoidosis...

dp and I have a theory House will be diagnosed with this in the final episode....

so U think next season eh will have to hire a whole new team? or u think he can magically re hire them all?

I'm only on season one! No spoilers please!

(Ok, I might be getting fed up with it and stopping watching it, as I'm just not getting drawn into any of the early explanations, but still ...)

Dont forget the patient has to have a fit or start haemorrhaging violently from some orifice during a lumbar puncture!