"Airline" - if you learn nothing else...

[Posey]

learn this.

Arrive on time for your flight

Don't bring a damaged or out of date passport.

They won't let you fly

I was just saying that to Dh

have to say easy jet seem to treat people like shite though

but I would check my passport before I went to a wedding abroad

lol! It's amazing how many people haven't learnt!

and don't fly with easyjet

It wasn't like he'd just washed and damaged it. "Oh they've let me travel on it before!"
Just get it replaced you prat.

you just made me think of Airplane for some reason.

Does he have a drink problem do you think?